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From: mdr@bentley.UUCP (M. Rossner)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: Short answer jokes
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Date: Thu, 13-Mar-86 16:49:30 EST
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Posted: Thu Mar 13 16:49:30 1986
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>What do you call a man with no arms and no legs out in a swimming pool?
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>		Bob.
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>What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying in front of a door?
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>		Matt.
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>What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging from a meat hook?
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>		Chuck.
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>What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other?
>
>		Eileen.
 

  What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, no chest?????


                Dick.




     Thank you, thank you, and goodnight.


                  Marc D. Rossner