Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/18/84; site imagen.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!bellcore!decvax!decwrl!sun!saber!imagen!dturner From: dturner@imagen.UUCP (Alai) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: Definition of Pain Message-ID: <305@imagen.UUCP> Date: Thu, 13-Mar-86 01:30:11 EST Article-I.D.: imagen.305 Posted: Thu Mar 13 01:30:11 1986 Date-Received: Sat, 15-Mar-86 20:23:16 EST References: <269@nvuxg.UUCP> <1683@ihlpg.UUCP> <328@inuxm.UUCP> Organization: The First Church of Norworld Lines: 15 > > Q. What's the definition of pain? > > A. Falling off a 12 story building and catching your eyelids on a nail. > > I hate when that happens. ooh, ahh, ouch, I know what you mean. -- If you push somthing hard enough it will fall over -fud's first law . Name: David Turner Mail: 6259 Rainbow dr. San Jose , Ca 95129 AT&T: (408) 725-1974 UUCP: ...{decvax,ucbvax}!decwrl!imagen!dturner