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From: polard@suntek.UUCP (Henry Polard)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: Engineers do it...
Message-ID: <135@suntek.UUCP>
Date: Thu, 13-Mar-86 16:11:53 EST
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Posted: Thu Mar 13 16:11:53 1986
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In article <2470@sdcc6.UUCP> ix742@sdcc6.UUCP (James Hayes) writes:
>
>These two little girls were sitting on the front porch after Christmas
>discussing (as often little girls do) what each had received from
>mommy and daddy.
>
>"I got a cabbage patch doll.  My mommy had to wait for 2 weeks and
>paid $100 for her."
>
>"Well, " not to be outdone, "I got one too.  My mommy had to wait
>a month and paid $150."
>
>Just as the last word was uttered, the two little girls
>simultaneously focused upon a woman pushing a baby carriage.  Being
>curious (as often little girls are) they both skipped over to see
>what was inside.
>
>"How long did you have to wait to get her?"
>
>"Oh... about 9 months."
>
>"Wow!  How much did she cost?"
>
>"Three-thousand dollars"
>
>The two little girls looked at each other (as often little girls do):
>
>"Wow. She got screwed"
>
>--
>
>I dare anyone to turn this into a modem joke....
>
>NO CARRIER
After nine months the carrier dropped.
Keep those baudy jokes coming.
(Worn-out "n" key? Call ....)
See what happens when I drink the coffee they make here?
-- 
Henry Polard (You bring the flames, I'll bring the marshmallows.)
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