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From: boreas@bucsb.UUCP (j)
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Subject: Re: A Good Old Joke... ...Do You Remember? - offensive to Those easily Offended... (not rot13)
Message-ID: <171@bucsb.UUCP>
Date: Wed, 12-Mar-86 13:28:15 EST
Article-I.D.: bucsb.171
Posted: Wed Mar 12 13:28:15 1986
Date-Received: Sat, 15-Mar-86 20:46:18 EST
References: <176@lll-lcc.UUcp>
Organization: Boston Univ Comp. Sci.
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>    Gurer'f na byq wbxr gung V urneq va pbyyrtr gung jrag fbzrguvat yvxr 
>jung sbyybjf, ohg V pna'g erzrzore nyy bs vg.  Cyrnfr uryc zr bhg vs lbh 
>pna.
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>    D:   Jung ner gur guerr ovttrfg yvrf va gur jbeyq ?
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>    N:   Gur purpx'f va gur znvy.
>         <bar V pna'g erzrzore>, naq   
>         V jba'g pbzr va lbhe zbhgu. 
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>Cyrnfr uryc.  Cbfg gb gb arg.wbxrf.
 
The three lies I heard were:
  
        1)  The check is in the mail
        2)  I have a headache
        3)  "Hi!  I'm from Wshington.  I'm here to help you!"

:->  "Perhaps it was a result of anxiety."  -- _Mad_Max_  <-: