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From: dno@cvl.UUCP
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: it's just a joke mate!
Message-ID: <1300@cvl.UUCP>
Date: Fri, 14-Mar-86 16:33:11 EST
Article-I.D.: cvl.1300
Posted: Fri Mar 14 16:33:11 1986
Date-Received: Sat, 15-Mar-86 21:15:47 EST
Organization: Center for Automation Research, Univ. of Md.
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[arf I say!]

	Well... the future is here.  Really.  I mean it.  You know
those cars that people dreamed about in the 30's--the ones that everybody
cruises in at 65 on the highway (nobody actually does the speed limit do 
they)?  There you are, the future.  And computers--HA! ...and Aim toothpaste
comercials.  How do they get that shit to swirl around like that?  I know
nobody uses that much toothpaste anyway.  Monosodium Glutamate--that's a good
one too, along with all that other crap we eat.  Who would have thought 15
years ago that we'd have to put labels on dairy products that say "real" on
them?  It's a joke! ha ha.  The FUTURE.  Damn, here we are.  Space suits.
And Pop Rocks (you know that candy that used to set off small nuclear 
reactions in your mouth).  And...get this, Ronald Reagan is president.
You guys must be kidding.  Who would've thought 30 years ago today that....



dno