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From: eisaman@ihlpl.UUCP (Eisaman)
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Subject: Elephant Jokes
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Date: Fri, 14-Mar-86 09:46:12 EST
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Posted: Fri Mar 14 09:46:12 1986
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*** REPLACE THIS LINE WITH YOUR ELEPHANT JOKE ***

Q.  How do you kill a blue elephant?

A.  With a blue elaphant gun.


Q.  How do you kill a pink elephant?

A.  Twist his trunk til he turns blue, and shoot him with a
    blue elephant gun.


Q.  Whats red and white on the outside, and gray and white on
    the inside?

A.  Campbells cream of elephant soup.


Q.  How do you make elephant stew for 1000 people?

A.  Use two large elephants, 500 pounds of potatoes, 350 pounds
    of carrots, that will make enough for 500 people.  Now throw
    in two rabbits.  That will feed 1000.


Q.  Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between 2:00 PM and
    4:00 PM?

A.  Because that is when the elephants are jumping out of the palm
    trees.


Q.  Why are pygmys so short?

A.  They went into the jungle between 2:00 and 4:00 PM.


I know more of these things so BEWARE.