Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/5/84; site oucs.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxr!mhuxn!ihnp4!cbosgd!oucs!tim From: tim@oucs.UUCP (Tim Thompson) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: A clean and funny (?) joke Message-ID: <146@oucs.UUCP> Date: Wed, 12-Mar-86 12:48:32 EST Article-I.D.: oucs.146 Posted: Wed Mar 12 12:48:32 1986 Date-Received: Sat, 15-Mar-86 21:57:06 EST Distribution: net Organization: Ohio University, Athens Lines: 44 There once was a frog who collected all kinds of neat antique nick-nacks - you know, the kind of useless stuff your grandmother always had around her house. Well anyway, one day the frog thought that it would sure be nice to have a real fast #include . So he gathers up a bunch of his nick-nacks, and heads to the local bank. There he is introduced to the loan officer, a Ms. Patricia Wack. And they proceed to have the following talk: Ms. Wack: What exactly do you want to purchase with the money, Mr. Frog? Frog: I'm planning on buying a #include . Ms. Wack: And just what do you have to offer as collateral, Mr. Frog? Frog: Well, I brought some of my antique collection here with me, and thought you might accept them as collateral. Well, at this point, Ms. Patricia Wack looked over the antiques that the frog brought with him. After a length of time, she excused herself from the room, saying she wanted to bring in the bank's president to look over the frog's collection, as she didn't no that much about antiques. The bank president came in, and looked over the frogs things for just a minute, and began to chastise Ms. Wack for not granting the loan immediately to the frog. Ms. Wack, somewhat taken aback, asked the president how he knew the value of the frogs antiques so quickly, to which the president replied: (drum roll please) Why, those are nick-nacks, Patty Wack, give the frog a loan!!! ========================================================== You'll have to admit it was clean, the funny part is highly debatable. -- +---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+ Tim Thompson 414 Morton Hall Ohio University Athens, Ohio 45701 ihnp4!{amc1,cbdkc1,cbosgd,cuuxb}!oucs!tim Disclaimer: If the University finds out what I'm doing, they probably couldn't care less. +---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+