Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/5/84; site oucs.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxr!mhuxn!ihnp4!cbosgd!oucs!joe From: joe@oucs.UUCP (Joseph Judge) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: Math joke (not more!) Message-ID: <151@oucs.UUCP> Date: Wed, 12-Mar-86 13:58:40 EST Article-I.D.: oucs.151 Posted: Wed Mar 12 13:58:40 1986 Date-Received: Sat, 15-Mar-86 21:57:40 EST References: <1769@jhunix.UUCP> <1770@jhunix.UUCP> <1771@jhunix.UUCP> <1772@jhunix.UUCP> <1773@jhunix.UUCP> <11462@watnot.UUCP> <615@philabs.12 Mar 86 18:58:40 GMT Distribution: na Organization: Ohio University, Athens Lines: 26 > >>>>>>>>>>>What was the first math lesson? > >>>>>>>>>>>God told Adam to multiply... > >>>>>>>>>>If you keep telling old math jokes, I'll have to dis-integrate you. > >>>>>>>>>How did you derive that line? > >>>>>>>>Oh, it makes no differential... > >>>>>>>This is at best a partial excuse for humor. > >>>>>>When will these math jokes stop? Please give me a sine! > >>>>>Notice how these jokes tend to send people off on tangents? > >>>>These lousy jokes keep adding up...and I fear this may be the worst case! > >>>This seems to be forming an infinte series. > >>Well, as long as it doesn't become complex, we won't keep going in circles. > > There ought to be a sin in that! > I'm posting this just 'cos I like to see the >>'s add up. if this posting gets larger it won't be normal anymore. -- Joseph Judge C.S Department 414 Morton Hall Ohio University Athens, Ohio 45701 ihnp4!{amc1,cbdkc1,cbosgd,cuuxb,}!oucs!joe All the same, we take our chances, Laughed at by time, tricked by circumstances, Plus ca change, Plus c'est la meme chose.