Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!bellcore!decvax!ittatc!dcdwest!sdcsvax!sdcrdcf!hplabs!tektronix!uw-beaver!bullwinkle!rochester!rocksanne!sunybcs!daemen!wersan From: wersan@daemen.uucp (John Slasher Wersan III) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: Definition of Pain Message-ID: <155@daemen.uucp> Date: Sun, 9-Mar-86 14:02:29 EST Article-I.D.: daemen.155 Posted: Sun Mar 9 14:02:29 1986 Date-Received: Sat, 15-Mar-86 22:16:36 EST References: <269@nvuxg.UUCP> <2104@jhunix.UUCP> Organization: Daemen College, Buffalo, NY Lines: 29 Summary: This is painful!! In article <2104@jhunix.UUCP>, ins_ampm@jhunix.UUCP (Michael P McKenna) writes: > In article <269@nvuxg.UUCP> micci@nvuxg.UUCP writes: > > > > Q: What's the definition of pain? > > > > A: Sliding naked down a 30 foot long razor blade and > > using your tongue as a brake. > > Into a tub of rubbing alcohol! (This was once suggested to a friend > and I when we were collecting painful ways to commit suicide). > In fact reading this joke is kind of painful in itself!!! It is kind of like when you are watching a movie/TV and one of the male characters gets hit, in that place that men know all to well!! The shot felt 'round the world!! (I love watching all the men in the audience cringe whenever this happens!!) -- John Wersan UUCP : "decvax!sunybcs!daemen!wersan" or "inhp4!kitty!daemen!wersan" "The doctor said I had dain bramage... But my friends don't know what 'dat shit is"