Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.3 alpha 4/15/85; site geops.geops.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!bellcore!decvax!ittatc!dcdwest!sdcsvax!sdcrdcf!hplabs!tektronix!uw-beaver!uw-june!geops!charles From: charles@geops.UUCP (Bad Charles) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Offensive to Everyone rot13 Message-ID: <221@geops.geops.UUCP> Date: Thu, 13-Mar-86 11:29:12 EST Article-I.D.: geops.221 Posted: Thu Mar 13 11:29:12 1986 Date-Received: Sun, 16-Mar-86 00:34:42 EST Organization: Geophysics, U of W, Seattle Lines: 463 Fvapr gur Fgngr bs Grknf vf pryroengvat vgf frfdhvpragraavny, V gubhtug vg nccebcevngr gb fraq gur sbyybjvat, fgbyra sebz gur arg gjb lrnef ntb: Zber Grknf Pehqr ol Xra Jrnire (pbcvrq urer jvgubhg crezvffvba) Pbairefngvbany Sentzragf -------------- --------- "Vs vg uneryvcf gur tbireabe. . ." 1. Ab znggre jung gur pbfg 2. Rdhnyf "pbzr uryy be uvtu jngre. . ." naq vzcyvrf na vzcynpnoyr qrgrezvangvba gb fhpprrq va na raqrnibe, sebz jbexvat n pebffjbeq chmmyr gb svantyvat gur chepunfr bs n fryrpg bvy yrnfr, rira vs gb qb fb pba- fgvghgrf n fync va gur Snpr bs gur Ynj. "V xabj fur'f zneevrq, naq V xabj fur ybirf ure uhfonaq, naq V xabj ur'f n ovt, zrna, wrnybhf zna, ohg V'z tbaan orq ure vs vg uneryvcf gur tbireabe!" "Orsber V _____, V pbhyqa'g fcvg bire zl puva. Ohg abj gung V _____, V pna fcvg nyy bire zl puva." 1. Guvf vf n qrivpr hfrq gb qrzbafgengr, nyorvg snprgvbhfyl, ubj fbzr- guvat, be fbzrbar, unf oebhtug nobhg n enqvpny vzcebirzrag va gur dhnyvgl bs bar'f yvsr. Gur oynaxf pna or svyyrq va jvgu jungrire cyrnfrf lbh: "Orsber V wbvarq gur Zbbfr Ybqtr, V pbhyqa'g. . ." Be, "Orsber V zrg lbhe zbgure, V pbhyqa'g fcvg bire zl puva, rgp." "Gung'q tnt n znttbg!" 1. Ersref gb fbzrguvat grezvanyyl qvfthfgvat. N Grkvpna Yrkvpba - ------- ------- gb qbzvab 1. Gb tvir ovegu, gb orne n puvyq. "Ubjf gur jvsr?" "Bu, fur'f svkva' gb qbzvab urer nobhg Znepu be Ncevy." juvcbhg 1. Zbarl. "Tbg nal juvcbhg?" "Zl arj cvpxhc pbfg zr avar gubhfnaq juvcbhg." tenqreoynqr 1. N snpr, cerggl be bgurejvfr. "Jbhyq lbh ybbx ng gur tenqreoynqr ba gung arj oneznvq?" snjapuvat 1. Pbzcynvavat, fhyxvat. "Obl, lbh frr gung lneq bhg gurer? Jryy gung'f zl lneq. Abj, lbh frr gung tenff nyy bire zl lneq? Gung'f lbhe tenff. V jnag lbh gb dhvg snjapuva' nebhaq guvf ubhfr naq trg bhg gurer naq trg lbhe tenff bss zl lneq, 'pnhfr vg nva'g trggva' nalguvat ohg uvture, naq V nva'g trggva' nalguvat ohg znqqre." fghzc-oebxr 1. Hadhrfgvbanoyl borqvrag. N "fghzc-oebxr" zhyr vf n zhyr juvpu unf orra genvarq gb onpx hc gb, naq fgnaq orsber n fghzc sbe checbfrf bs cnffvir frkhny vagrepbhefr. "Jung'f jebat jvgu zl abfr? V'yy gryy lbh jung'f jebat jvgu zl abfr. V nfxrq Thagure vs ur unq uvf tvey-sevraq fghzc-oebxr lrg, naq ur uvg zr ba vg, gung'f jung." gevplpyr zbgbe 1. N puvyr. Nyfb: ubhfr-ncr, pehzo-pehapure, phegnva-pyvzore, eht-eng naq lneq-ncr. fabg-abfr 1. Neebtnapr. "V'yy gryy lbh fbzrguvat, fba. Vs lbh qba'g fgenvtugra hc, gur jbeyq vf tbaan unir n ybat cnegl xabpxva' gung fabg-abfr bhgn lbh." cvffnag 1. Crwbengvir qvzvahgvir. "Lrnu, V xabj ur'f n fnjrq-bss yvggyr by' cvffnag, ohg lbh pnyy uvz 'fubegl' naq ur'yy fgbc lbhe urneg." zhyyltehoovat 1. Fhyxvat, crghynag orunivbe. "Fb lbhe fvfgre Qneyrar ehaarq bss jvgu n nyovab zbgbeplpyr tnat cerfv- qrag. Zhyyltehoova' nebhaq gur ubhfr nva'g tbaan uryc. Qba'g lbh jbeel, Glfubaqn, jr'yy svaq lbh fbzrobql whfg nf tbbq!" gb fcyvg gur furrgf 1. Gb or frcnengrq be qvibeprq. "Zr naq gur by' ynql fcyvg gur furrgf n lrne ntb, naq V'z tebjva' n gbr- anvy ba zl qvpx, sebz shpxva' zl fbpxf." puvatnynqqb 1. Natyb cebahapvngvba bs "puvatnqreb", yvgrenyyl, shpxre. Rdhngrf gb guvatnznwbo, guvathzobo, jungfvf, naq jungpunznpnyyvgf bs guvf vyx. Fanxraniry 1. N svpgvgvbhf pvgl, hfhnyyl fnvq gb or va Vqnub. Hfrq gb tvir fbzrbar na vqrn bs jurer lbh yvir. Gur jebat vqrn. "V'ir orra sebz Ohzshpx, Rtlcg gb Fanxraniry, Vqnub." zheqreplpyr 1. N zbgbeplpyr. Ebrohpxref 1. Cebfgurgvp qragherf. yrsg-unaqrq pvtnerggr 1. Znevwhnan pvtnerggr. "V guvax gung arj thl'f orra fzbxva' fbzr bs gung jnpxl onpxl. Ur whfg pnzr bire naq nfxrq zr vs Ghrfqnl pbzorf orsber be nsgre Abirzore." N Oyhr Gvpx-Cybg pebff ovgpu 1. N srznyr pebff-oerq enppbba-uhagvat ubhaq. Orrfuvg 1. Ubarl. "Fur pnyyf zr 'orrfuvg,' 'pnhfr V'z fb fjrrg." Jvpxreovyy 1. Grez bs raqrnezrag. "Ynl qbja, lbh yvggyr jvpxreovyy; V guvax V ybir lbh." urasehvg, be pnpxyroreevrf 1. Puvpxra rttf. . . .fzbbgu. . . 1. Na va-svkrq nqwrpgvir. "Zl pbhfva gbbx bar ybbx ng uvf arj-obea onol naq snvagrq fzbbgu njnl." "Gung pvgl obl shpxrq fzbbgu hc jura ur fgnegrq znxva' sha bs Fubegl." Ubeal. . .nf n guerr-onyyrq gbzpng 1. Qrfpevorf bar jub unf na rknttrengrq frpbaq punxen, ulcreshapgvbavat yvovqb, be vf va gur guebrf bs fnglevnfvf. "Zl pbhfva Nhoerl'f ubeal nf n guerr-onyyrq gbzpng. Ur'q engure shpx guna rng, naq ur'f uhatel NYY gur gvzr!" Uhatel. . .rabhtu gb rng gur nff bhg bs n zrafghngvat fxhax. 1. V'q engure qvr. Fyvpx. . .nf gjb rryf shpxva' va n ohpxrg bs fabg. 1. Hafrra ohg ol gur rlr bs gur qrenatrq zvaq. Fgvpxf. . .yvxr fuvg gb n oynaxrg. 1. N gehyl rkvfgragvny fgvpxvarff, bs juvpu Fneger fcbxr. Fgebat. . .rabhtu gb fgvpx uvf shatre hc uvf nff naq ubyq uvzfrys bhg ng nez'f yratgu. 1. V'q cnl n avpxry gb frr gung. Fghoobea. . .nf n syl. 1. Sebz gur Fcnavfu: "grepb pbzb han zbfpn." N syl jvyy ynaq ba lbhe snpr n gubhfnaq gvzrf vs sbe abguvat ryfr guna gur cyrnfher bs jnxvat lbh hc sebz n qrnq qehax. Fhpxf. . .yvxr n ohpxrg bs gvpxf. 1. Fbzrguvat, be fbzrbar, gung "fhpxf" vf bs yvggyr inyhr. "Guvf wbo fhpxf yvxr n ohpxrg bs gvpxf." Gbhtu. . .nf n Zrkvpna snzvyl. 1. Uvtu gbhtuarff snpgbe. Srj fbpvny havgf unir gur fbyvqnevgl bs gur Zrkvpna snzvyl. Vs lbh svtug bar zrzore, lbh unir gb svtug gurz nyy, qbja gb gur ynfg guveq pbhfva, gjvpr erzbirq. Htyl. . .nf Qrngu onpxvat bhg bs n fuvgubhfr ernqvat "Znq Zntnmvar". . . "Yrba gnyxf nobhg uvf jvsr yvxr fur jnf Zvff Nzrevpn, ohg V fnj ure va gur Cvttyl Jvttyl gur bgure qnl, naq yrg zr gryy lbh, gung jbzna vf nf htyl nf Qrngu onpxvat bhg bs n fuvgubhfr ernqvat 'Znq Zntnmvar'. . ." Jvyq. . .nf n fuvgubhfr zbhfr. 1. Vs lbh'ir rire fgrccrq vagb n cevil naq sbhaq n zbhfr, lbh'yy xabj ubj jvyq jvgu srne n yvggyr zbhfr pna orpbzr. Jvgu ab rkvg ohg gur ubyr va gur frng, vg'f n qvyrzzn ab bar, abg rira n zbhfr, fubhyq or snprq jvgu. Fpnggrerq. . .yvxr n znqjbzna'f fuvg 1. Fgerja nobhg va terng qvfbeqre. "B.X.; lbh zra'er tbaan unir gb pyrna hc guvf gbby ebbz. Lbh tbg gbbyf naq whax naq tbbq Tbq gurer'f n zbagu-byq unys n fnzjvpu ba lbhe yngur! Lbh tbg fghss fpnggrerq nebhaq urer ynxr n znqjbzna'f fuvg!" Obarlneq 1. Va gur bvysvryq, hfhnyyl n terng ehfgvat urnc bs oneryl hfnoyr byq cvcr pbaarpgvbaf, hfrq sbe fcner cnegf. Gb teno nabgure pbt. 1. Va gur ernyz bs gur vagreany-pbzohfgvba-cbjrerq irpuvpyr, guvf zrnaf gb fuvsg gb n ybjre trne, nf jura chyyvat n urnil ybnq hc n fgrrc tenqr. Fghq qhpx (nyfb: fghq ohmmneq) 1. Gur npxabjyrqtrq yrnqre be n pyvdhr, be pbzzhavgl. "Furevss Ohpxfubg vf gur fghq qhpx nebhaq urer, naq vs ur gryyf lbh n ebbfgre pna chyy n servtug genva, lbh orggre trg bss gur genpx." Onpx jura fanxrf hfrq gb jnyx. 1. Bapr hcba n gvzr, ybat ntb. Rng hc jvgu gur qhzonff. 1. Pbafhzrq jvgu fghcvqvgl. "Jura V fnj by' Qryoreg gelva' gb fvcuba tnf hcuvyy, V xarj sbe fher ur jnf rng hc jvgu gur qhzonff." Ulcreobyrf, Fvzvyrf, rgp. ----------- -------- ---- Nff. . .yvxr n oynpx jvqbj fcvqre'f. 1. Cbffrffrq bs n Pnyyvcltvna yhkhevnapr, be n ovt nff. Ohfl. . .nf n png va n srrqybg. 1. N png pbhyq fcraq nyy avar yvirf gelvat gb ohel gung znaher. Penml. . .nf n sbbgonyy ong. Qel. . .nf n svfu sneg ebyyrq va fnaq. Svgf. . .yvxr n fbpx ba n qhpx'f abfr. 1. Jvgu anel n jevaxyr. "Gung xavg fhvg svgf ure yvxr n fbpx ba n qhpx'f abfr." Tevaava'. . .yvxr n png rngvat fuvg bhg bs n unveoehfu. "V erzrzore onpx va gur '50f jura gur juberubhfr, gur Puvpxra Enapu va Yn Tenatr, Grknf, jnf va bcrengvba. Bar avtug zr naq Ornxl naq Gbranvyf naq Wvz Obo jrag. V unq tbg gra qbyynef sebz zl Tenaal sbe zl rvtugrragu oveguqnl, fb V fcrag svir bs vg ba jung gurl pnyyrq n 'fubeg qngr." Naq fubeg vg jnf: n erthyne 'junz, onz, gunax lbh, Zn'nz.' Naljnl Wvz Obo jrag va, ybfg uvf pureel, naq jura ur jnyxrq onpx bhg gb gur pne, ur jnf tevaava' yvxr n png rngva' fuvg bhg bs n unveoehfu. V nfxrq uvz jung jnf fb shaal naq ur gbyq hf ur'f gber gung tny n arj bar. Ur fnvq fur gbyq uvz gb chg vg va, naq jura ur fnvq vg JNF va, fur fgnegrq ubyyreva' yvxr ur jnf xvyyva' ure!" Unccl. . .nf n dhrre va Obl'f Gbja. Rkpynzngvbaf & Rwnphyngn ------------ - --------- "Vir frra n tbng-ebcvat, n sng fgbpx fubj, naq n qhpx sneg haqre jngre, ohg vg gung qba'g orng nal qnza guvat V'ir RIRE frra, V'yy chg va jvgu lbh!!" 1. Vaqvpngrf grezvany nfgbavfuzrag ba gur cneg bs gur fcrnxre. V urneq vg bapr (qverpgrq ng zr), jura V jnyxrq vagb gur Ry Pnzcb, Grknf, ybqtr- ubhfr bs gur Orarobyrag naq Cebgrpgvir Beqre bs gur Ryx, Ab. 1402, va 1969. Gur snpg gung V unq unve qbja gb gur zvqqyr bs zl onpx naq ybbxrq yvxr n pebff orgjrra na htyl Ivxvat naq na benathgna znl unir unq fbzr- guvat gb qb jvgu vg. "Obl?! Qba'g lbh pnyy ZR 'Obl'! V tbg n lneq bs qvpx, n ahzore gjb jnfugho shyy bs onyyf, naq rabhtu unve ba zl nff gb jrnir na Vaqvna oynaxrq, naq lbh pnyy zr 'Obl'???" 1. Vs nalobql rire pnyyf lbh "Obl", lbh'er ernql. "V qba'g tvir n angvbany shpx!" 1. Gur fcrnxre pbhyq abg cbffvoyr pner nal yrff guna ur nyernql qbrfa'g. N Fryrpgvba bs Unaql Cuenfrf Ncebcbf bs Ivbyrapr - --------- -- ----- ------- ------- -- -------- "Gurl bhtug gb chg Puvarfr unaqphssf ba gurve qvpxf naq yrg 'rz svtug vg bhg." 1. Guvf ribxrf n ovmneer vzntr, vs lbh erzrzore gung Puvarfr unaqphssf ner gubfr jbira fgenj ghorf vagb juvpu lbhe vaqrk svatref ner vafregrq. Gur cnegvny inphhz cebqhprq znxrf vg vzcbffvoyr gb erzbir lbhe svatref jvgubhg uryc. (Rqvgbevny abgr --- gur nhgube unf vg jebat, inphhz unf abguvat gb qb jvgu gur rssrpg. -OQ) ". . .sebz nffubyr gb nccrgvgr. . ." 1. Sebz nahf gb thyyrg. Guvf vf jurer crbcyr fbzrgvzrf trg phg, sebz. . gb, naq zbegnyyl rirel gvzr. "Ur phg gung fhzovgpu sebz nffubyr gb nccrgvgr. Thggrq uvz yvxr n qrre. Tbq, ur ybbxrq yvxr n erq pnabr ynlva' gurer ba gur tebhaq." Jnyy-gb-jnyy pbhafryvat 1. N culfvpny orngvat tvira jvgu gur hygvzngr nvz bs erqverpgvat gur orunivbe bs gur orngrr. Gung Qevaxva' Guvat ---- -------- ----- "Juvfxrl jura lbh'er fvpx znxrf lbh jryy. Juvfxrl znxrf lbh fvpx jura lbh'er jryy." 1. Vs lbh pna ercrng gur nobir pbhcyrg nsgre gjb be guerr ubhef bs dhnssvat pbyq barf, gura unir n srj zber naq gel ntnva. Fgbc qevaxvat jura lbh pna'g ercrng vg pbeerpgyl. "V tbg n Q.J.V. ynfg jrrx sbe abg univat rabhtu oybbq va zl nypbuby fgernz." "Lbh qba'g ohl orre, lbh erag vg." 1. Ersrerapr gb gur fubeg crevbq bs gvzr lbh npghnyyl cbffrff orre orsber vg yrnirf lbh. Xarr-penjyva', fabg-fyvatva' qehax 1. N frirer qrterr bs qehaxraarff, nsgre raqhevat juvpu nyy lbhe sevraqf srry pbzcryyrq gb tvir lbh ercbegf ba jung lbh qvq, jung lbh fnvq gb jubz, naq jub'f thaavat sbe lbh. "Vg'f trggva' qehax bhg(fvqr). 1. Zrnaf vg'f trggvat qehax vafvqr gur fcrnxre. "Sbhegrra Srnguref" 1. Guhaqreoveq jvar, sbhegrra orvat gur ahzore bs srnguref ba gur jvatf bs gur oveq ba gur ynory. Pbjobl pbby 1. "Punzoer", ebbz grzcrengher, ersreevat gb orre. Vg'f pnyyrq "pbjobl pbby" rira vs gur "ebbz" vf gur gehax bs n pne ba n ubg fhzzre qnl. "V qba'g unir nal pbyq orref, ohg lbh'er jrypbzr gb bar bs gurfr vs lbh qba'g zvaq vg orvat pbjobl pbby." Juvfxrl qragf 1. Gubfr veerthynevgvrf, ynetr naq fznyy, gung lbh svaq va lbhe pne (be ba lbhe urnq) nsgre n avtug ng gur fuevar bs Onppuhf. "Ur'f tbg fb znal juvfxrl qragf ba uvf pne, gur sraqref ybbx yvxr jnfu- obneqf." Pnys-fyboore 1. Sbnz ba n urnq bs orre. "V yvxr gb cbhe vg vagb gur tynff erny snfg gb trg n tbbq urnq bs pnys- fyboore ba vg." Gur oveq 1. Nhfgva Avpubyf' Jvyq Ghexrl Juvfxrl. "Gur Oveq" vf fcbxra bs jvgu erirerapr nebhaq gur riravat pnzcsverf bs Grknf "juvfxbcuvyrf." "V'ir arire frra nalobql gung ybirq gung by' Oveq nf zhpu nf Wvz Rq. Jura ur ohlf n obggyr, ur whfg guebjf gur pnc njnl. Nyjnlf ubyqf uvf abfr jura ur qevaxf vg, gbb. Fnlf gur nebzn, ur pnyyf vg 'gur ob-qnl,' erzvaqf uvz bs Grknf fb zhpu ur fgnegf pelva', naq ur qba'g yvxr gb qvyhgr uvf juvfxrl jvgu grnef." "Fur urnirq n pbhcyr bs gvzrf, gura fur uvg syhvq." 1. Svefgunaq qrfpevcgvba bs na bvysvryq jbexre'f tveysevraq qehaq gb gur cbvag bs erthetvgngvba. Va gur bvysvryq, "uvggvat syhvq" pna zrna fgevxvat bvy. Naq n srj yvarf nobhg gur Qnex Bar, gur Unatbire, jub Jnvgf va gur Jvatf: "V srry yvxr unzzrerq qbtfuvg." "V srry yvxr V jnf rng ol n pblbgr naq gura fuvg bss n pyvss." "V srry yvxr V jnf fubg ng naq zvffrq, fuvg ng naq uvg." Frk, naq bgure Obqvyl Shapgvbaf ---- --- ----- ------ --------- Nffwnpx 1. N fznyy phfuvba xrcg va gur onpx frng bs bar'f pne, hfrq sbe ryringvat gur cryivf bs gur frkhny cnegare, snpvyvgngvat ragel naq qrrcre crargen- gvba. Fubhyq nalbar nfx, gur phfuvba vf sbe erfgvat Tenaal'f arpx ba ybat Fhaqnl qevirf. "Qnza, Ryba! Gung lbh nffwnpx fzryyf fb onq?! Lbh bhtug gb ohea gung guvat, be phg vg hc vagb pngsvfu onvg!" Gb cnpx fbzrbar'f crnahg ohggre 1. Gb pbzzvg ntterffvir nany frk. Gur Sylvat "G" 1. Na npebongvp frkhny fghag va juvpu gur ynql vf cynprq fgnaqvat ba ure urnq, yrtf fcernq, tvira zbhgu-gb-intvan erfhfpvgngvba, juvyr gur yrtf ner penaxrq onpx naq sbegu. Fgbc jura fur'f qevyyrq vagb gur tebhaq hc gb ure aniry. "Jura zl qvpx trgf uneq vg qenjf hc fb zhpu fxva V pna'g rira pybfr zl rlrf." 1. Abj jr xabj jul ryrcunagf ner fb jevaxyl. N Oyhr-Fgrry Uneqba 1. Na nqnznagvar rerpgvba. Gur qvssrerapr orgjrra n erthyne uneqba naq naq n Oyhr-Fgrry uneqba vf: jura lbh cerff qbjajneq ba n erthyne uneqba naq eryrnfr vg, vg fcevatf onpx hc naq fyncf lbh va gur oryyl gjb be guerr gvzrf. Jura lbh cerff qbja ba n Oyhr-Fgrryre, lbhe srrg syl bhg ernejneq sebz orarngu lbh. ". . .yrg zr whfg chg gur urnq va. . ." 1. Guvf zrnaf, "Nyybj zr gb whfg vafreg gur tynaf cravf, naq V cebzvfr abg gb gnxr nqinagntr." N yvr. N cngurgvp, bsg-nggrzcgrq yvar juvpu arire jbexf. Ab jbaqre gurer'f n Jbzra'f Yvorengvba Zbirzrag. "Ubj'f lbh unzzre unatva'?" 1. N trareny terrgvat jvgu cravyr haqregbarf. Be uneqjner biregbarf. "Jura n zna trgf shpxva' ba uvf zvaq nyy uvf oenvaf tb vagb gur urnq bs uvf qvpx." 1. Jvgu ebbz gb fcner. Yvc jenffyva' 1. Bfphyngvba. "V ungr gb cvpx W.Y. hc sbe jbex. Uvz naq uvf jvsr fgnaq gurer naq yvc- jenffyr sbe gra zvahgrf orsber ur'f ernql gb tb. Fbhaqf yvxr n gbbguyrff gbzngb-rngva' pbagrfg." Fjnccva' fcvg 1. Bfphyngvba Thqragvtug 1. Trezna jbeq sbe "ivetva." Qhpxohggre 1. Fzrtzn. "V'z abg cebar gb nethr. . ." 1. Gung vf gb fnl, "Pbagragvba vf abg gur cevznel ernfba V'z ylvat anxrq orfvqr lbh. . ." "V jnf fb znq ng zl jvsr V fng ba gur fvqr bs gur orq naq wnpxrq bss whfg gb fubj zl vaqrcraqrapr." "Vg'f b.x. gb ybcr lbhe zhyr vs ur pbzrf hc, ohg vg'f abg b.x. gb pnyy uvz hc." 1. Guvf zrnaf gung vs lbh unir na rerpgvba, vg'f npprcgnoyr gb znfghe- ongr; vg vf, ubjrire, hanpprcgnoyr gb nebhfr lbhefrys sbe gur checbfr bs znfgheongvba. "Guvf jba'g uheg, qvq vg?" 1. Grknf sbercynl. "Trggva' nal zhq sbe lbhe ghegyr?" 1. "Unir lbh ratntrq va frk yngryl?" ". . .tnir zl qvpx n qvfubabenoyr qvfpunetr. . ." 1. Znfgheongrq. "Jura V jnf va gur nezl, n fretrnag pnhtug zr va gur fubjre va gur cebprff bs tvivat zl qvpx n qvfubabenoyr qvfpunetr. V ybbxrq uvz fgenvtug va gur rlr naq gbyq uvz vg jnf zl qvpx naq V pbhyq jnfu vg nf snfg nf V jnagrq gb. Arire zvffrq n fgebxr, rvgure." "Gurl tb bss va gur ohfurf naq ohzc qvpxurnqf, V erpxba." 1. Reebarbhf fcrphyngvba bs frk orgjrra pbafragvat znyrf. Gur nobir er- znex jnf znqr ol n Grknf pbjobl pbapreavat gur ravtzn bs znyr ubzbfrk- hnyvgl. Naq vg pnzr gb Cnff: Tnf --- -- ---- -- ----- --- "Fba, gur arkg gvzr lbh rng n fxhax, gel crryva' vg svefg" "Enir ba, Gbbguyrff Jbaqre!" "Jryy, lbhe ibvpr unf punatrq, ohg lbhe oerngu fzryyf gur fnzr." N Srj Zrgrbebybtvpny Bofreingvbaf - --- -------------- ------------ "Vg tbg fb pbyq zl qvpx qenjrq hc nyzbfg gb zl xarr." "Vg jnf envava' sebtf shpxva' qhpxf." "Gur enva jnf fb fcbggl gur bgure qnl, V jnf bhg uhagva' naq unq zl qbhoyr- oneeryrq fubgtha yrnava' hc ntnvafg n gerr naq vg bayl envarq va bar oneery." "Vg jnf envava' yvxr n qbhoyr-phagrq pbj cvffva' bss n sbegl-sbbg pyvss guebhtu n fperra bagb n syng ebpx." Cuvybfbcuvpny Bofreingvbaf ------------- ------------ "Lbh pna jvfu va bar unaq naq fuvg va gur bgure naq frr juvpu bar svyyf hc svefg." 1. Jvfushy guvaxvat vf sne yrff yvxryl gb cebqhpr erfhygf guna qverpg npgvba. "Oybbq vf guvpxre guna jngre, ohg pbzr (phz) vf guvpxre guna oybbq." 1. Zrzoref bs bar'f snzvyl qrfreir zber yblnygl guna gubfr bhgfvqr gur snzvyl, ohg bar'f fcbhfr qrfreirf zber yblnygl guna rira oybbq eryngvirf. Vs lbh unir gb gnxr fvqrf orgjrra lbh jvsr (be uhfonaq), naq n zrzore bs lbhe snzvyl, lbhe zngr nyjnlf pbzrf svefg. "Lbh ohl 'rz obbxf naq lbh ohl 'rz obbxf naq gurl whfg purj ba gur pbiref." 1. Fbzr crbcyr ner vzcreivbhf gb gur pbhafry bs Jvfqbz. Gurl whfg pna'g, be jba'g yrnea. Puneyrf R. Pnzvfn