Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Path: utzoo!decvax!linus!philabs!cmcl2!harvard!seismo!umcp-cs!aplcen!jhunix!ins_akaa From: ins_akaa@jhunix.UUCP (Ken Arromdee) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: Math joke Message-ID: <2194@jhunix.UUCP> Date: Thu, 13-Mar-86 13:44:04 EST Article-I.D.: jhunix.2194 Posted: Thu Mar 13 13:44:04 1986 Date-Received: Sun, 16-Mar-86 04:06:33 EST Reply-To: ins_akaa@jhunix.ARPA (Ken Arromdee) Distribution: na Organization: TARDIS Repairs, Inc. Lines: 24 Summary: How many >'s can you have? >>>>>>>>>>>>>What was the first math lesson? >>>>>>>>>>>>>God told Adam to multiply... >>>>>>>>>>>>If you keep telling old math jokes, I'll have to dis-integrate you. >>>>>>>>>>>How did you derive that line? >>>>>>>>>>Oh, it makes no differential... >>>>>>>>>This is at best a partial excuse for humor. >>>>>>>>When will these math jokes stop? Please give me a sine! >>>>>>>Notice how these jokes tend to send people off on tangents? >>>>>>These lousy jokes keep adding up...and I fear this may be the worst case! >>>>>This seems to be forming an infinte series. >>>>Well, as long as it doesn't become complex, we won't keep going in circles... >>>There ought to be a sin in that! >>This discussion is Polar-izing the net! It is going to divide us! >I can't see anything positive coming out of this. Actually it seems plane that the solution to the problem of the math jokes is to get down to its roots... -- Kenneth Arromdee | | BITNET: G46I4701 at JHUVM, INS_AKAA at JHUVMS -|------|- CSNET: ins_akaa@jhunix.CSNET -|------|- ARPA: ins_akaa%jhunix@hopkins.ARPA -|------|- UUCP: {allegra!hopkins, seismo!umcp-cs, ihnp4!whuxcc} -|------|- !jhunix!ins_akaa | |