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From: eisaman@ihlpl.UUCP (Eisaman)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: A Good Old Joke... ...Do You Remember? - offensive to Those easily Offended... (not rot13)
Message-ID: <698@ihlpl.UUCP>
Date: Sat, 15-Mar-86 18:01:03 EST
Article-I.D.: ihlpl.698
Posted: Sat Mar 15 18:01:03 1986
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> >
> >    Gurer'f na byq wbxr gung V urneq va pbyyrtr gung jrag fbzrguvat yvxr 
> >jung sbyybjf, ohg V pna'g erzrzore nyy bs vg.  Cyrnfr uryc zr bhg vs lbh 
> >pna.
> >
> >    D:   Jung ner gur guerr ovttrfg yvrf va gur jbeyq ?
> >
> >    N:   Gur purpx'f va gur znvy.
> >         <bar V pna'g erzrzore>, naq   
> >         V jba'g pbzr va lbhe zbhgu. 
> >
> >Cyrnfr uryc.  Cbfg gb gb arg.wbxrf.
>  
> The three lies I heard were:
>   
>         1)  The check is in the mail
>         2)  I have a headache
>         3)  "Hi!  I'm from Wshington.  I'm here to help you!"
> 
> :->  "Perhaps it was a result of anxiety."  -- _Mad_Max_  <-:

The best ones I have heard were
1)  Your check is in your mouth.
2)  I promise I won't come in the mail.
3)  This posting cannot be turned into a modem joke.