Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.3 4.3bsd-beta 6/6/85; site catnip.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxr!mhuxt!houxm!hjuxa!catnip!ben From: ben@catnip.UUCP (Bennett Broder) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: List of "Comedic Curses" from net postings Message-ID: <262@catnip.UUCP> Date: Sat, 15-Mar-86 18:00:08 EST Article-I.D.: catnip.262 Posted: Sat Mar 15 18:00:08 1986 Date-Received: Sun, 16-Mar-86 10:47:38 EST References: <1059@psivax.UUCP> <3191@sdcc3.UUCP> Organization: The Broder Residence, Holmdel, NJ 07733 Lines: 16 Keywords: Sihm Salah Bhim In article <3191@sdcc3.UUCP>, co20wta@sdcc3.UUCP (Bruce Jones) writes: > In article <1059@psivax.UUCP> al@psivax.UUCP (Al Schwartz) writes: > >I posted an article to net.jokes a while ago asking for "Comedic Curses" > >similar to the ones used by Johnny Carson in his "Carnac" routine. > >The following is a list of the reply mail and postings I received. Enjoy. Here is another one: May you be like a chandelier: Hang and burn. -- Ben Broder {ihnp4,decvax} !hjuxa!catnip!ben {houxm,topaz}/