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From: wsmith@uiucdcsb.CS.UIUC.EDU
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: YA Math Joke
Message-ID: <8700238@uiucdcsb>
Date: Sat, 15-Mar-86 20:56:00 EST
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Posted: Sat Mar 15 20:56:00 1986
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Nf-From: uiucdcsb.CS.UIUC.EDU!wsmith    Mar 15 19:56:00 1986



>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>What was the first math lesson?
>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>God told Adam to multiply...
>>>> >>>>>>>>>>If you keep telling old math jokes, 
>>>> >>>>>>>>>>               I'll have to dis-integrate you.
>>>> >>>>>>>>>How did you derive that line?
>>>> >>>>>>>>Oh, it makes no differential...
>>>> >>>>>>>This is at best a partial excuse for humor.
>>>> >>>>>>When will these math jokes stop? Please give me a sine!
>>>> >>>>>Notice how these jokes tend to send people off on tangents?
>>>> >>>>These lousy jokes keep adding up...
>>>> >>>>                    and I fear this may be the worst case!
>>>> >>>This seems to be forming an infinte series.
>>>> >>Well, as long as it doesn't become complex, 
>>>> >>				we won't keep going in circles.
>>>> > There ought to be a sin in that!
>>>> I'm posting this just 'cos I like to see the >>'s add up.
>>>if this posting gets larger it won't be normal anymore.
>>Well, reading it isn't del-etrious to your health.
>But you might keep re-cursing at the bad puns.
At least the treatment is discrete


Bill Smith
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