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From: joe@watvlsi.UUCP (Joe Morrison)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: Short answer jokes
Message-ID: <2926@watvlsi.UUCP>
Date: Sun, 16-Mar-86 16:55:31 EST
Article-I.D.: watvlsi.2926
Posted: Sun Mar 16 16:55:31 1986
Date-Received: Mon, 17-Mar-86 03:42:51 EST
References: <147@oucs.UUCP> <634@bentley.UUCP>
Reply-To: joe@watvlsi.UUCP (Joe Morrison)
Organization: U of Waterloo, Ontario
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Summary: 

In article <634@bentley.UUCP> mdr@bentley.UUCP (M. Rossner) writes:
>
>>What do you call a man with no arms and no legs out in a swimming pool?
>>		Bob.
>>What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying in front of a door?
>>		Matt.
>>What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging from a meat hook?
>>		Chuck.
>>What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other?
>>		Eileen.
>  What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, no chest?????
>                Dick.
>
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall?
		Art.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole?
		Phil.

Apologies...
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Joe Morrison, U of Waterloo {decvax, allegra, ihnp4} ! watmath ! watvlsi ! joe