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From: ronc@fai.UUCP (Ronald O. Christian)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Variation on "I've been seduced!"
Message-ID: <94@fai.UUCP>
Date: Thu, 6-Mar-86 13:39:26 EST
Article-I.D.: fai.94
Posted: Thu Mar  6 13:39:26 1986
Date-Received: Mon, 17-Mar-86 03:46:43 EST
Reply-To: ronc@fai.UUCP (Ronald O. Christian)
Organization: Fujitsu America, Inc.
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Keywords: no violence here

This is a different twist on the "I've been seduced" joke
that caused so much recent discussion.

Found lurking in a late '50's Playboy.

A young woman returns from an extended stay in a generic
latin american country.  She visits her bank and plops down
a huge roll of foreign currancy.  The bank teller counts
it, does some figuring and pushes fifty three cents back
across the counter.  The young woman is in shock.  "Is
that all it's worth?"  Bank Teller:  "I'm afraid so, miss."
She shakes her head.  "And to think I made him breakfast, too."



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		Ronald O. Christian (Fujitsu America Inc., San Jose, Calif.)
		ihnp4!pesnta!fai!ronc

Oliver's law of assumed responsibility:
	"If you are seen fixing it, you will be blamed for breaking it."