Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!bellcore!decvax!decwrl!glacier!oliveb!hplabs!qantel!lll-lcc!lll-crg!gymble!umcp-cs!aplcen!jhunix!ins_akew From: ins_akew@jhunix.UUCP (Montgomery Scott) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Harvest time -- Offensive to Pat Juola Message-ID: <2215@jhunix.UUCP> Date: Fri, 14-Mar-86 15:25:13 EST Article-I.D.: jhunix.2215 Posted: Fri Mar 14 15:25:13 1986 Date-Received: Tue, 18-Mar-86 01:17:43 EST References: <255@water.UUCP> <2207@jhunix.UUCP> Organization: Honest Jim's Used Heavy Cruisers Lines: 26 >>>>>>>>>Did you hear that Buckwheat became a Muslim. >>>>>>>>>He's now Kareem a' Wheat. >>>>>>>>Is this a no-frills BRANd joke? >>>>>>>These corny puns really go against my grain.... >>>>>>The problem is that they'll all start coming in cereal fashion... >>>>>This makes me hop-ping mad. >>>>Whatever happened to good old rye humor? >>>They scotched it. >>Sounds like you're all on grass. >Just a bunch of net-people sowing their oats... >May the Grim Reaper come and cut you all down... :-) Yes, I think it is time that we harvested these puns... -- ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Oh when the flames...come rolling in...oh when the flames come rolling in... Lord how I want to be in asbestos...when the flames come rolling in. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Kevin E. Weiland UUCP: seismo!umcp-cs \ BITNET: INS_AKEW@JHUVMS ihnp4!whuxcc > !jhunix!ins_akew P13I0746@JHUVM allegra!hopkins / CSNET: ins_akew@jhunix.CSNET ARPA: ins_akew%jhunix.BITNET@wiscvm.WISC.EDU