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From: dyer@atari.UUcp (Landon Dyer)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: *** Offensive to Mormons and Plastic Surgeons ***
Message-ID: <138@atari.UUcp>
Date: Fri, 14-Mar-86 14:42:54 EST
Article-I.D.: atari.138
Posted: Fri Mar 14 14:42:54 1986
Date-Received: Tue, 18-Mar-86 01:20:12 EST
Organization: Atari Corp., Sunnyvale CA
Lines: 41
Keywords: polygamy, plastic surgeons, worthless puns


As old as the hills, but here it is anyway:
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Oevtunz Lbhat, urnq bs gur Zbezba puhepu, gbbx n genva gevc gb gur
rnfg.  Trggvat bss gur genva va Arj Lbex, ur jnf fgbccrq ol n uhssl
zvqqyr-ntrq jbzna jvgu fbzrguvat ba ure zvaq.

"Rkphfr zr, ner lbh sebz Hgnu?" fur nfxrq uvz.

"Znqnz, V nz," ur ercyvrq va n qvtavsvrq ibvpr.

"Ner lbh gur vasnzbhf Oevtunz Lbhat?"

"V nz."

"Naq lbh'er gur zna jub sbhaqrq gur Zbezba puhepu?"

"V nz."

"Naq jub nqibpngrf cbyltnzl va gur puhepu?"

"V nz."

"Naq nyfb gur zna jub unf fvk jvirf?"

"V nz."

"Gura lbh fubhyq or uhat!"

"V nz."

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Gura gurer jnf gur cynfgvp fhetrba jub uhat uvzfrys.  <<<qehz ebyy>>>

Jung? ab qehz ebyy?  Njjj...


-Ynaqba
-Landon