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Subject: Re: Holy Cow
Message-ID: <149@transys.UUCP>
Date: Fri, 14-Mar-86 21:18:07 EST
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Posted: Fri Mar 14 21:18:07 1986
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Organization: TransSystems Inc. Bellevue, WA
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> > What do you call a cow lying on the floor?
> > Ground Beef, of course.
> 
> What do you call a cow with only two legs?
> Lean beef.
> 
> What do you get from a cow that forgets her own name?
> Milk of amnesia
> -- 
>                                         Tim Mollohan
>                                         AT&T Information Systems
>                                         Naperville, Il.

Q: Where do you get dragon milk?

A: From shortlegged cows.

Q: Where do you get chocolate milk?

A: From the same cows.


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Joe Portman
TransSystems Incorporated
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