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From: dgleblanc@watdragon.UUCP (Dave LeBlanc)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: Short answer jokes
Message-ID: <610@watdragon.UUCP>
Date: Mon, 17-Mar-86 12:15:10 EST
Article-I.D.: watdrago.610
Posted: Mon Mar 17 12:15:10 1986
Date-Received: Tue, 18-Mar-86 02:05:15 EST
References: <147@oucs.UUCP> <634@bentley.UUCP>
Reply-To: dgleblanc@watdragon.UUCP (Dave LeBlanc)
Organization: U of Waterloo, Ontario
Lines: 52
Keywords: Dead men and babies
Summary: Offensive to dead men without arms and legs and dead babies !!!

In article <634@bentley.UUCP> mdr@bentley.UUCP (M. Rossner) writes:
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>>What do you call a man with no arms and no legs out in a swimming pool?
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>>		Bob.
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>>What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying in front of a door?
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>>		Matt.
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>>What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging from a meat hook?
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>>		Chuck.
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>>What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other?
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>>		Eileen.
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>  What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, no chest?????
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>                Dick.
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>     Thank you, thank you, and goodnight.
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>                  Marc D. Rossner

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs and hanging on the wall ?????

		Art.

How do you make a dead baby float ??

		Take your foot off him !!

How do you get dead babies off your sidewalk ???

		Use a snow-blower !!!

What's more fun than nailing dead babies to the wall ???

		Tearing them down afterwards !!!

What do you call a dead baby with a fire-cracker in its mouth ???

		A baby boomer !!!