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From: herzog@leadsv.UUCP (Jordan Herzog)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: Braineater
Message-ID: <863@leadsv.UUCP>
Date: Mon, 17-Mar-86 11:21:03 EST
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Posted: Mon Mar 17 11:21:03 1986
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In article <601@watdragon.UUCP>, absary@watdragon.UUCP (Al Sary) writes:
> The marsans attack Earth because their favorite food is human brain.
> They take all the brains back to Mars, and set up a speciality brain store.
> A marsan walks into the store, and starts looking at the prices:
> 
>    Biologists' brain     $1/pound
>    Artsies' brain        $2/pound
>    Mathies' brain        $5/pound
>    Engineers' brain    $500/pound
> 
> "Whoaaa", he says.  "Why is engineers' brain so expensive?"
> 
> The store keeper says: "Do you know how many engineers we have to kill
> to get a pound of brain?"

I saw another item on the list of prices.  It read:

Guy who spelled MARTIAN as "marsan"'s brain  $0.05/pound

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Jordan Herzog   decwrl!{amd!cae780,sun!sunncal}!leadsv!herzog


"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy"