Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/18/84; site water.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!watnot!water!watbun!kgdykes From: kgdykes@watbun.UUCP Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re Another Roy Rogers Joke Message-ID: <263@water.UUCP> Date: Tue, 18-Mar-86 08:29:37 EST Article-I.D.: water.263 Posted: Tue Mar 18 08:29:37 1986 Date-Received: Wed, 19-Mar-86 01:28:52 EST Sender: daemon@water.UUCP Organization: U of Waterloo, Ontario Lines: 20 >From: kort@hounx.UUCP (B.KORT) > >Here's one told by Jane Curtin on Saturday Night Live: > >Roy Rogers' horse, Trigger, died after many years of retirement. >According to press reports, Roy Planned to have Trigger stuffed >and mounted for display on his Double R Bar Ranch. > >Jane deadpanned, "Dale Evans commented that when she dies, she'd >like to be stuffed and mounted, too--but not necessarily in that order." > >--Barry Kort ihnp4!hounx!kort > Another one I heard somewhere goes something like: Roy: When I die, just strip me and put me on top of Trigger... Dale: Now don't you get any ideas about me! -Ken