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From: fohl@cbosgd.UUCP (Mark Fohl)
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Subject: One Liner
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Date: Tue, 18-Mar-86 11:38:16 EST
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Posted: Tue Mar 18 11:38:16 1986
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Q: Why don't <generic ethnic> women wear brown dresses?
A: So they aren't mistaken for UPS trucks.

Q: How do I get to Texas from here?
A: You go west until you smell it, then south until you step in it.

						Fohlski

Drop kick me, Jesus, through
the goalposts of life.