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From: lws@hou2d.UUCP (lwsamocha)
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Subject: Romance
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Date: Tue, 18-Mar-86 11:01:35 EST
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Posted: Tue Mar 18 11:01:35 1986
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Once upon a time-
 
There was this disraught woman who poured out a tail of woe
to her psychiatrist.

"Doctor you really must help me," She cried, "My husband hasn't
provided me any satisfaction for almost two years!"

"Woman," he consoled, "You must take the initiative. Be affectionate,
have a romatic evening- dinner and cocktails!"
 
"And just to make sure," he added and pressed into her hand a small
vial, "Drop one of these small tablets into his drink tonight!"

The next day the woman returned to her doctor, beaming with the glow
of romance and love.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
"Oh doctor!" She exclaimed. "It was wonderful. There we were enjoying
a romantic evening dinner. I slipped one of the tablets you gave me
into his drink and he took one sip. His eyes darkened with the look
of lust, he ripped off his suit and shirt, beat on his chest and
uttered a primeval cry! Then he swept the food and china from the
table, ripped the clothing from my body, placed me on the table
and exposed me to every sexual act imaginable! It was wonderful!"
 
 
"That is all well and good," the doctor said, "but I do feel sort
of responsible for the damage to the china and dishware."















"Oh don't worry about it," she answered. "We'll never go to that
restaurant again anyhow!"