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From: nicola@cavell.UUCP (Nicola Ferrier)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: Kermit the Frog
Message-ID: <766@cavell.UUCP>
Date: Thu, 20-Mar-86 14:50:17 EST
Article-I.D.: cavell.766
Posted: Thu Mar 20 14:50:17 1986
Date-Received: Thu, 20-Mar-86 18:25:41 EST
References: <256@bu-cs.UUCP> <190@atux01.UUCP>
Reply-To: nicola@cavell.UUCP (Nicola Ferrier)
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Organization: U. of Alberta, Edmonton, AB
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Summary: 

In article <256@bu-cs.UUCPP> Don writes:
>[most of previous article deleted in interest of brevity]
>One day Roy Rogers went out to hunt down a wildcat that had
>been killing calves on several of the nearby ranches.  He
          .
          .
>"Pardon me, Roy, is that the cat that chewed your new boots??"
 

I think this joke would have been funny if he had written:

 "Pardon me, Roy, is that the cat that chewed your new shoes??"

 (sing it folks)
  Nice try Don but next time you make us read 30+ lines, get it right!
  
Now for the obligatory joke:

Why did the girl mushroom go out with the boy mushroom?





Because she heard he was a real fun guy!!!

Biological discussion of sex-typing of fungi is not desired...
          Nicola
           ..ihnp4!alberta!nicola