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From: nicola@cavell.UUCP (Nicola Ferrier)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: Short answer jokes
Message-ID: <767@cavell.UUCP>
Date: Thu, 20-Mar-86 15:00:00 EST
Article-I.D.: cavell.767
Posted: Thu Mar 20 15:00:00 1986
Date-Received: Thu, 20-Mar-86 18:26:29 EST
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Reply-To: nicola@cavell.UUCP (Nicola Ferrier)
Organization: U. of Alberta, Edmonton, AB
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Summary: 

>  What do you call a woman with one leg?????
>                Eileen.
>What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole?
>		Phil.
  What do you call a oriental woman with one leg?????
                Irene.
  What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going waterskiing?
		Skip.
  What do you do with a man with no legs on a date?
		Take him out for a drag.
  What do you call a cow with no legs????
                Ground Beef.

  So sorry....
    Nicola
    University of Alberta
    (..!ihnp4!alberta!nicola )