Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP
Posting-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83 based; site hou2d.UUCP
Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxr!mhuxt!houxm!hou2d!lws
From: lws@hou2d.UUCP (lwsamocha)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: Definition of Pain
Message-ID: <917@hou2d.UUCP>
Date: Tue, 18-Mar-86 08:04:35 EST
Article-I.D.: hou2d.917
Posted: Tue Mar 18 08:04:35 1986
Date-Received: Fri, 21-Mar-86 02:53:12 EST
References: <163@oucs.UUCP>, <1556@gitpyr.UUCP>
Organization: AT&T Bell Labs, Holmdel NJ
Lines: 59
Keywords: THATS NOT PAIN!

You think that is pain?
I'll tell you what real pain is!

What is worst then getting your penis stuck in the zipper of your pants?

Getting it out!
 
Now THATS pain!

Once there was this poor fellow who actually did go through the above
scenario- jammed his penis in his zipper and had to go through much agony
to get it loose.

He was in such agonizing pain, he sought out a doctor to obtain relief.
The doctor, after a cursory examination, recommended that the fellow
soak his damaged organ in poly-unsaturated corn oil.
When the returned home, he searched the kitchen cupboards in vain for the
suggested oil. The only thing he could find that came close was an old can 
of Crisco.

Deciding the differences when insignificant between the two,  
lathered up his sore member with the Crisco.

Upon awakening the next morning, he was astonished to find that his male
member had diminished in size by one half!
Hurrying to the doctor, he displayed the dimunitive state of his manhood.
The doctor could not identify any pathological reason for the condition
and asked the man if he had followed instructions and soaked it in corn oil.
The man replied that no oil was available, so he used the Crisco!

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
  
 
 
 
  
 
 
  
 
  
 
 
 
  
 
 
 
 
 
"You fool," cried the doctor, "Don't you know that Crisco is shortening?!"