Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: Notesfiles $Revision: 1.7.0.10 $; site uiucdcs Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxr!mhuxn!ihnp4!inuxc!pur-ee!uiucdcs!palmer From: palmer@uiucdcs.CS.UIUC.EDU Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: *** Offensive to Mormons and Plasti Message-ID: <9900440@uiucdcs> Date: Tue, 18-Mar-86 16:31:00 EST Article-I.D.: uiucdcs.9900440 Posted: Tue Mar 18 16:31:00 1986 Date-Received: Fri, 21-Mar-86 03:26:26 EST References: <138@atari.UUcp> Lines: 58 Nf-ID: #R:atari.UUcp:138:uiucdcs:9900440:000:951 Nf-From: uiucdcs.CS.UIUC.EDU!palmer Mar 18 15:31:00 1986 /* Written 1:42 pm Mar 14, 1986 by dyer@atari.UUcp in uiucdcs:net.jokes */ /* ---------- "*** Offensive to Mormons and Plasti" ---------- */ As old as the hills, but here it is anyway: ------------------------------------------- Oevtunz Lbhat, urnq bs gur Zbezba puhepu, gbbx n genva gevc gb gur rnfg. Trggvat bss gur genva va Arj Lbex, ur jnf fgbccrq ol n uhssl zvqqyr-ntrq jbzna jvgu fbzrguvat ba ure zvaq. "Rkphfr zr, ner lbh sebz Hgnu?" fur nfxrq uvz. "Znqnz, V nz," ur ercyvrq va n qvtavsvrq ibvpr. "Ner lbh gur vasnzbhf Oevtunz Lbhat?" "V nz." "Naq lbh'er gur zna jub sbhaqrq gur Zbezba puhepu?" "V nz." "Naq jub nqibpngrf cbyltnzl va gur puhepu?" "V nz." "Naq nyfb gur zna jub unf fvk jvirf?" "V nz." RR i q ZZlbh fubhyq or uhat!" "V nz." ---------------- Gura gurer jnf gur cynfgvp fhetrba jub uhat uvzfrys. <<>> Jung? ab qehz ebyy? Njjj... -Ynaqba -Landon /* End of text from uiucdcs:net.jokes */