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From: tim@oucs.UUCP (Tim Thompson)
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Subject: YAOL   (Yet Another One Liner)
Message-ID: <181@oucs.UUCP>
Date: Wed, 19-Mar-86 06:51:32 EST
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Posted: Wed Mar 19 06:51:32 1986
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Organization: Ohio University, Athens
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Q. Why does the football stadium at <insert team you dislike the most> have
	astroturf instead of grass?



A. To keep the cheerleaders from grazing at half-time!!
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Tim Thompson  414 Morton Hall  Ohio University  Athens, Ohio  45701

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Disclaimer: If the University finds out what I'm doing, they probably
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