Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/5/84; site reed.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!cbosgd!ihnp4!hplabs!tektronix!reed!kamath From: kamath@reed.UUCP (Sean Kamath) Newsgroups: net.jokes,net.college Subject: Re: You know you're in college when... Message-ID: <2824@reed.UUCP> Date: Tue, 18-Mar-86 19:48:33 EST Article-I.D.: reed.2824 Posted: Tue Mar 18 19:48:33 1986 Date-Received: Fri, 21-Mar-86 05:02:51 EST References: <1530@gitpyr.UUCP> <409@ihnp1.UUCP> Reply-To: kamath@reed.UUCP (Sean Kamath) Organization: Reed College, Portland, Oregon Lines: 29 Xref: watmath net.jokes:213 net.college:1238 In article <409@ihnp1.UUCP> frear@ihnp1.UUCP (45262-L. Frear) writes: >Definition of a Fraternity: > >A bunch of guys who are sick of living in the dorm, but don't have >any friends to get an apartment with. > >Lori Frear I don't know how many of you have been reading net.college lately, but there seems to be a discussion going on about Brother Jed and his people going to something like 400 universities and colleges around the country. Well, recently his people were here at reed college. He wasn't, however. Anyway, whilst trolloping through net.jokes, I saw this. Well, according to Brother Jed's book, _Who_Will_Rise_Up_, he says that he has been accused (sp?) of generalizing and calling all fraternity brothers drunkards and sorrority women whores. I always called them fratrats and sorwhores myself ;-). If anyone is interested in what Brother Jed has to say, get this book. I find it incredibly humorous, but then again, I'm agnostic and basically don't like organized religion (no flames please...). If you read it with a polysyllable accent (i.e. lewd women becomes lew-ewed wom-men). If anyone is interested, I'll post part of chapter 11, (Sex, Booze, Drugs and Rock & Roll), the section entitled "The Parable of the Five Dormies". Damn funny, damn funny.... Sean Kamath {ihnp4,decvax,ucbcad}!tektronix!reed!kamath