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Subject: Physics joke
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Date: Thu, 13-Mar-86 13:33:48 EST
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Posted: Thu Mar 13 13:33:48 1986
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     Q:  What do you get if you cross an elephant with a mouse?


     A:  The absolute magnitude of the elephant times the absolute magnitude
	of the mouse times the sine of the angle inbetween them....
	   







............... But wait !!!  There's still more..................



       Q:  What do you get when you cross an elephant and a mountian
       climber?





       A:  You can't a mountain climber's a scaler!!!!!!!






					Tod Kuykendall
					Rebel w/o a job.......
					U California at San Diego

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