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From: vohra@ut-sally.UUCP (Pavan Vohra)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: Short answer jokes
Message-ID: <4442@ut-sally.UUCP>
Date: Tue, 18-Mar-86 14:44:39 EST
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Posted: Tue Mar 18 14:44:39 1986
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Reply-To: vohra@sally.UUCP (Pavan Vohra)
Organization: U. Texas CS Dept., Austin, Texas
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In article <2926@watvlsi.UUCP> joe@watvlsi.UUCP (Joe Morrison) writes:
>>
>>>What do you call a man with no arms and no legs out in a swimming pool?
>>>		Bob.
>>>What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying in front of a door?
>>>		Matt.
>>>What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging from a meat hook?
>>>		Chuck.
>>>What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other?
>>>		Eileen.
>>  What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, no chest?????
>>                Dick.
>>
>What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall?
>		Art.
>What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole?
>		Phil.
>

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in front of an audience?
		Mike.
What do you call a woman with no arms and no legs?
		Carrie.
What do you call a woman with no arms and no legs lying on the beach?
		Sandy.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who emits light?
		Ray.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs standing as still as a statue?
		Claiborne.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who does dental work?
		Dennis.

P.S.  Didn't we go through these just a few months ago??  Anyone have a 
      canonical list?  (Oh no! Not another Ken_onical list...)
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					Pavan Vohra
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