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From: holloway@drivax.UUCP (Bruce Holloway)
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Subject: Re: Elephant Jokes
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Date: Tue, 18-Mar-86 12:51:14 EST
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So do I.

Q: Why do ducks have webbed feet?

A: To stamp out forest fires

Q: Why do elephants have flat feet?

A: To stamp out flaming ducks.

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(I'm not THAT Bruce Holloway, I'm the other one.)