Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/18/84; site codas.ATT.UUCP Path: utzoo!decvax!bellcore!ulysses!mhuxr!mhuxt!houxm!hjuxa!petsd!peora!codas!mikel From: mikel@codas.ATT.UUCP (Mikel Manitius) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: Math joke Message-ID: <483@codas.ATT.UUCP> Date: Tue, 18-Mar-86 00:37:28 EST Article-I.D.: codas.483 Posted: Tue Mar 18 00:37:28 1986 Date-Received: Fri, 21-Mar-86 20:41:34 EST References: <1769@jhunix.UUCP> <1770@jhunix.UUCP> Distribution: na Organization: AT&T Information Systems, Altamonte Springs, FL Lines: 18 >>>>>>>>>>>>>What was the first math lesson? >>>>>>>>>>>>>God told Adam to multiply... >>>>>>>>>>>>If you keep telling old math jokes, I'll have to dis-integrate you. >>>>>>>>>>>How did you derive that line? >>>>>>>>>>Oh, it makes no differential... >>>>>>>>>This is at best a partial excuse for humor. >>>>>>>>When will these math jokes stop? Please give me a sine! >>>>>>>Notice how these jokes tend to send people off on tangents? >>>>>>These lousy jokes keep adding up...and I fear this may be the worst case! >>>>>This seems to be forming an infinte series. >>>>Well, as long as it doesn't become complex, we won't keep going in circles. >>>There ought to be a sin in that! >>This discussion is Polar-izing the net! It is going to divide us! >I can't see anything positive coming out of this. It's all imaginary anyway. -- Mikel Manitius @ AT&T-IS Altamonte Springs, FL ...{ihnp4|akgua|bellcore|clyde|koura}!codas!mikel