Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.3 alpha 4/15/85; site geops.geops.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!bellcore!decvax!tektronix!uw-beaver!uw-june!geops!charles From: charles@geops.UUCP (Bad Charles) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Offensive Jokes, Part 4, rot13 Message-ID: <226@geops.geops.UUCP> Date: Tue, 18-Mar-86 11:20:25 EST Article-I.D.: geops.226 Posted: Tue Mar 18 11:20:25 1986 Date-Received: Sat, 22-Mar-86 03:55:06 EST Organization: Geophysics, U of W, Seattle Lines: 995 D. Jung'f gur qvssrerapr orgjrra n cvmmn naq n Wrj? N. N cvmmn qbrfa'g fpernz jura lbh chg vg va gur bira. D. Jung'f jbefr guna trggvat encrq ol wnpx gur evccre? N. Trggvat svatrerq ol Pncgnva Ubbx. D: Jung'f gur qvssrerapr orgjrra n tnl jvgu nvqf naq Zhxrygvb? N: Bar'f n sreel grezvany naq gur bgure'f n grezvany snvel. Qrne Rneguyvat, Uv! V nz n perngher sebz bhgre fcnpr. V unir genafsbezrq zlfrys vagb guvf cvrpr bs cncre. Evtug abj V nz univat frk jvgu lbhe svatref. V xabj lbh yvxr vg orpnhfr lbh ner fzvyvat. Cyrnfr cnff zr ba gb fbzrbar ryfr orpnhfr V'z ernyyl ubeal. Gunaxf! D. Jung vf Ebanyq Erntna'f snibevgr irtrgnoyr? N. Wnzrf Oenql. D. Jung qb lbh pnyy n gehpxybnq bs ivoengbef? N. Gblf sbe gjngf. D. Jung qb fblornaf naq ivoengbef unir va pbzzba? N. Obgu ner zrng fhofgvghgrf. D. Jung qb lbh pnyy n pbj jvgu na nobegvba? N. Qrpnssrvangrq. D. Jul qba'g puvpxraf jrne haqrejrne? N. Orpnhfr gurve crpxref ner ba gurve snpr. D. Unir lbh urneq bs gur arj gbk-fubpx ebpx tebhc? N. Gurl bayl cynl entgvzr. D. Ubj qb lbh znxr cncre qbyyf? N. Fperj na byq ont. D. Jung qb lbh pnyy guvf? (chss bhg purrxf) N. N Cbyvfu fcrez onax. D. Jung qb Xvaarl'f naq gur cbfg bssvpr unir va pbzzba? N. 30,000 oynpx ybnsref. D. Jul qvq gur Vgnyvna fgncyr uvf onyyf gbtrgure? N. Fvapr ur pbhyqa'g yvpx 'rz, ur wbvarq 'rz. D. Jung qb lbh qb jura lbhe xbgrk pngpurf sver? N. Guebj vg ba gur sybbe naq gnzcba vg. D: Jul qvqa'g gurl gryy wbxrf va Wbarfgbja? N: Gur chapu yvarf jrer gbb ybat. "V guvax vg'f n terng vqrn gb unir n jbzna ivpr cerfvqrag. Jr jba'g unir gb cnl ure nf zhpu." Gur Vaqvna tbireazrag unf qrirybcrq n arj jrncba: Gur Fvxu urngvat zvffvyr. D: Jul qvq gur png pyvzo gur qencrf ? N: orpnhfr ur unq tbbq pynhfr gb. D: Jul qb pngf rng sheonyyf ? N: Gurl ybir n tbbq tnt. D. Jung qb lbh pnyy n tvey jvgu ab nezf abe yrtf, ylvat ba n ornpu? N. Fnaql. D. Jung qb lbh pnyy ure jura fur tbrf vagb gur jngre? N. Fnaql Qhapna. Wrffr Wnpxfba vf tbvat gb hfr nal rkprff pnzcnvta zbarl gb raqbj n punve va cbyvgvpny fpvrapr ng gur Cngevpr Yhzhzon Sevraqfuvc Havirefvgl va Zbfpbj. D. Jul vf gur nezl yvxr n oybj wbo? N: Orpnhfr gur pybfre gb qvfpunetr gur orggre lbh srry. D. Jung vf gur qrsvavgvba bs n cerzngher rwnphyngbe? N: n fcbvy-fcheg D: Jung qvq gurl svaq va Obl Trbetr'f Cnagf? N: Zvpunry Wnpxfba'f bgure tybir...... Na ryrcunag jnf jnyxvat guebhtu gur whatyr bar qnl naq sryy vagb n cvg bs dhvpxfnaq. Nf ur jnf fgehttyvat gb trg bhg, n zbhfr pnzr nybat. "Uryc zr!", gur ryrcunag pevrq. "V'yy or lbhe sevraq sbe yvsr, naq jvyy ercnl lbh znal gvzrf bire vs lbh uryc zr trg bhg!" "Fgnl pnyz, naq V'yy trg lbh bhg," gur zbhfr ercyvrq. Gur zbhfr gura jrag naq tbg uvf Qngfha 280MK, bcrarq gur gehax, gbbx bhg n ybat ebcr, naq jrag onpx gb gur cvg. "Teno guvf ebcr naq gvr vg nebhaq lbhefrys," ur fubhgrq gb gur ryrcunag. Gur ryrcunag qvq fb. Gur zbhfr gbbx gur bgure raq naq gvrq vg gb gur Qngfha 280MK, tbg va, naq hfrq gur Qngfha 280MK gb chyy gur ryrcunag bhg bs gur dhvpxfnaq. "Gunax lbh sbe fnivat zr. V'yy arire sbetrg vg," gur ryrcunag fnvq. Gura gur zbhfr naq gur ryrcunag cnegrq pbzcnal. -- Nobhg 6 zbaguf yngre, gur ryrcunag jnf jnyxvat guebhtu gur sberfg jura ur pnzr hcba gur zbhfr, jub unq snyyra vagb nabgure cvg bs dhvpxfnaq. "Uryc zr!" gur zbhfr fubhgrq. "V erzrzore lbh!", gur ryrcunag ercyvrq. "Ubyq ba, naq V'yy trg lbh bhg!" Gur ryrcunag ernpurq qbja, naq ortna chyyvat ba uvf qvpx, naq nf zbfg (vs abg nyy) qvpxf qb, vg ortna gb tebj. Ur chyyrq naq chyyrq, naq vg terj naq terj hagvy vg orpnzr nyzbfg 6 srrg ybat. Gur ryrcunag gura uryq vg bhg gb gur zbhfr. "Teno guvf naq V'yy chyy lbh bhg," gur ryrcunag fubhgrq. Gur zbhfr qvq fb, naq jnf fnirq. -- Zbeny: Vs lbh unir n 6 sbbg qvpx, lbh qba'g arrq n Qngfha 280MK. Vg frrzf gung gurer jnf guvf oevtug lbhat sryybj jub jrag gb jbex sbe gur pbzcnal jub znahsnpgherf Serfpn. Jryy va n fubeg gvzr ur rfgnoyvfurq uvzfrys nf bar bs gur bhgfgnaqvat fnyrfcrefbaf va gur pbzcnal, frggvat erpbeqf sbe Serfpn fnyrf gung znl arire ntnva or oebxra. Uvf obff, nyjnlf ybbxvat sbe ovttre naq orggre guvatf, qrpvqrq gung znlor guvf jnf n punapr gb gnc n arj nern jvgu gerzraqbhf znexrg cbgragvny, naq frag uvz bss gb Nsevpn. Jryy zbaguf jrag ol naq yvggyr jnf urneq sebz uvz naq gur obff ortna gb jbeel. Fb ur betnavmrq n yvggyr fnsnev nzbat uvf fgnss naq bss gurl jrag va frnepu bs bhe ureb. Gurl ynaqrq ng bar bs gur znwbe cbegf naq vzzrqvngryl frg hc na nhqvrapr jvgu gur ybpny znlbe. "Unir lbh frra bhe Serfpn fnyrfzna?" gurl nfxrq. "Bu, lrf",gur znlbe ercyvrq. "Ur jnf ol urer nobhg 6 zbaguf ntb, fbyq hf 6000 pnfrf bs Serfpn naq gbbx bss vagb gur ohfu". Haqnhagrq, gur yvggyr fnsnev punetrq ba vagb gur jvyq naq 3 qnlf yngre pnzr vagb n angvir ivyyntr. "Unir lbh frra bhe Serfpn fnyrfzna?" gurl vadhverq bs gur ybpny puvrs. "Bu lrf", ur ercyvrq. Ur jnf ure nobhg 4 zbaguf ntb naq V beqrerq 2000 pnfrf bs Serfpn sebz uvz. Gura ur gbbx bss vagb gur ohfu". Bapr ntnva, bhe erfphr cnegl fhetrq ba qrrcre naq pnzr vagb n gevor bs Cltzvrf. "Unir lbh frra bhe Serfpn fnyrfzna?" gurl nfxrq. "Bu lrf", jnf gur ercyl. "Ur jnf urer bayl bar zbagu ntb naq jr beqrerq 1000 pnfrf bs Serfpn. V erzrzore uvz jryy nf ur cebzvfrq hf gung bhe beqre jbhyq or svyyrq va n fubeg gvzr. Ohg ur unf fvapr tbar bss vagb gur ohfu". Jryy ol abj nf gur genvy jnf trggvat ubggre gur fnsnev qbhoyrq gurve cnpr naq fbba pnzr vagb n ivyyntr bs 7-sbbg angvirf. "Unir lbh frra bhe Serfpn fnyrfzna?"gurl nfxrq. "Bu lrf", gurl ercyvrq. "Ur jnf urer bayl n srj qnlf ntb naq fbyq hf 500 pnfrf bs Serfpn va xvat-fvmr pnaf. Gura ur jrag bss vagb gur ohfu". Gur fnsnev, abj ryngrq ng gur cebfcrpg bs svaqvat gurve cevmr fgnegrq bss vagb gur ohfu. "V qba'g xabj vs V jbhyq qb gung", fnvq gur puvrs. "Bu jr zhfg svaq bhe sevraq naq abguvat jvyy fgbc hf", naq bss gurl jrag. Fbba n juvfc bs fzbxr nccrnerq ba gur ubevmba naq gur fnsnev fubhgrq jvgu wbl ng gur gubhtug bs svanyyl erfphvat gurve ybat-ybfg sevraq. Nf qhfx nccebnpurq gurl ragrerq n arng yvggyr ivyyntr jvgu gungpurq uhgf naq n ynetr cbg fvggvat ba n ebnevat sver. "Unir lbh frra bhe Serfpn fnyrfzna?" gurl nfxrq nakvbhfyl bs gur puvrs. "Lbhe Serfpn fnyrfzna?" ur ercyvrq. "Bu lrf, jr unir orra frnepuvat sbe uvz sbe n ybat gvzr". "Jryy V nz nsenvq V unir fbzr onq arjf sbe lbh", fnvq gur puvrs. "Vg frrzf gung lbhe sevraq fubjrq hc urer 2 qnlf ntb - ohg lbh frr jr ner pnaavonyf. Fb jr chg uvz vagb gung cbg bire gurer, svyyrq vg jvgu Serfpn, naq lrfgreqnl jr ngr uvz sebz gur gbc bs uvf urnq qbja gb uvf guvat. Gbqnl jr ngr uvz sebz gur gvc bs uvf gbrf hc gb uvf guvat". "Jung nobhg uvf guvat?" nfxrq gur fnsnev. "Bu", ercyvrq gur puvrs. "Guvatf tb orggre jvgu pbxr". D. Jura Anapl naq Ebaal Erntna znxr ybir, jul vf Ebaal nyjnlf ba gur obggbz? N. Orpnhfr Ebaal nyjnlf shpxf hc! D. Jung'f lryybj naq ynlf va n gerr? N. Gjrrgl Juber D. Jung vf erq naq penjyf hc n jbzna'f guvtu? N. N ubzrfvpx nobegvba. 101 RNFL JNLF GB FNL AB V'q ybir gb, ohg... 1 V unir gb sybff zl png. 2 V'ir qrqvpngrq zl yvsr gb yvathvav. 3 V jnag gb fcraq zber gvzr jvgu zl oyraqre. 4 gur Cerfvqrag fnvq ur zvtug qebc va. 5 gur zna ba gryrivfvba gbyq zr gb fnl gharq. 6 V'ir orra fpurqhyrq sbe n xnezn genafcynag. 7 V'z fgnlvat ubzr gb jbex ba zl pbggntr purrfr fphycgher. 8 vg'f zl cnenxrrg'f objyvat avtug. 9 vg jbhyqa'g or snve gb gur bgure Ornhgvshy Crbcyr. 10 V'z ohvyqvat n cvt sebz n xvg. 11 V qvq zl bja guvat naq abj V'ir tbg gb haqb vg. 12 V'z raebyyrq va nrebovp fpernz gurencl. 13 gurer'f n qvfgheonapr va gur Sbepr. 14 V'z qbvat qbbe-gb-qbbe pbyyrpgvat sbe fgngvp pyvat. 15 V unir gb tb gb gur cbfg bssvpr gb frr vs V'z fgvyy jnagrq. 16 V'z grnpuvat zl sreerg gb lbqry. 17 V unir gb purpx gur serfuarff qngrf ba zl qnvel cebqhpgf. 18 V'z tbvat guebhtu pureel purrfrpnxr jvguqenjy. 19 V'z cynaavat gb tb qbjagbja gb gel ba tybirf. 20 zl penlbaf nyy zrygrq gbtrgure. 21 V'z gelvat gb frr ubj ybat V pna tb jvgubhg fnlvat lrf. 22 V'z va genvavat gb or n ubhfrubyq crfg. 23 V'z trggvat zl birenyyf bireunhyrq. 24 zl cngrag vf craqvat. 25 V'z nggraqvat gur bcravat bs zl tnentr qbbe. 26 V'z fnaqoynfgvat zl bira. 27 V'z jbeevrq nobhg zl iregvpny ubyq. 28 V'z tbvat qbja gb gur onxrel gb jngpu gur ohaf evfr. 29 V'z orvat qrcbegrq. 30 gur tehavba ner ehaavat. 31 V'yy or ybbxvat sbe n cnexvat fcpnr. 32 zl Zvyyneq Svyzber Sna Pyho zrrgf gura. 33 gur zbafgref unira'g ghearq oyhr lrg, naq V unir gb rng zber qbgf. 34 V'z gnxvat chax gbgrz cbyr pneivat. 35 V unir gb syhss zl fubjre pnc. 36 V'z pbairegvat zl pnyraqne jngpu sebz Whyvna gb Tertbevna. 37 V'ir pbzr qbja jvgu n ernyyl ubeevoyr pnfr bs fbzrguvat be bgure. 38 V znqr na nccbvagzrag jvgu n phgvpyr fcrpvnyvfg. 39 zl cybg gb gnxr bire gur jbeyq vf guvpxravat. 40 V unir gb shysvyy zl cbgragvny. 41 V qba'g jnag gb yrnir zl pbzsbeg mbar. 42 vg'f gbb pybfr gb gur ghea bs gur praghel. 43 V unir fbzr erny uneq jbeqf gb ybbx hc va gur qvpgvbanel. 44 zl fhopbafpvbhf fnlf ab. 45 V'z tvivat ahvfnapr yrffbaf ng n pbairavrapr fgber. 46 V yrsg zl obql va zl bgure pybgurf. 47 gur ynfg gvzr V jrag, V arire pnzr onpx. 48 V'ir tbg n Sevraqf bs Ehgnontn zrrgvat. 49 V unir gb nafjre nyy bs zl "bpphcnag" yrggref. 50 abar bs zl fbpxf zngpu. 51 V unir gb or ba gur arkg genva gb Orezhqn. 52 V'z univat nyy zl cynagf arhgrerq. 53 crbcyr ner oynzvat zr sbe gur Fcnavfu-Nzrevpna Jne. 54 V punatrq gur ybpx ba zl qbbe naq abj V pna'g trg bhg. 55 V'z znxvat n ubzr zbivr pnyyrq "Gur Guvat Gung Terj va Zl Ersevtrengbe." 56 V'z nggraqvat n creshzr pbairagvba nf thrfg favssre. 57 zl lhppn cynag vf srryvat lhpxl. 58 V'z gbhevat Puvan jvgu n jbx onaq. 59 zl pubpbyngr-nccerpvngvba pynff zrrgf gung avtug. 60 V arire tb bhg ba qnlf gung raq va "L." 61 zl zbgure jbhyq arire yrg zr urne gur raq bs vg. 62 V'z ehaavat bss gb Lhtbfynivn jvgu n sbervta-rkpunatr fghqrag anzrq Onfvy Zrgnobyvfz. 63 V whfg cvpxrq hc n obbx pnyyrq "Tyhr va Znal Ynaqf" naq V pna'g chg vg qbja. 64 V'z gbb byq/lbhat sbe gung fghss. 65 V unir gb jnfu/pbaqvgvba/crez/phey/grnfr/gbezrag zl unve. 66 V unir gbb zhpu thvyg. 67 gurer ner vzcbegnag jbeyq vffhrf gung arrq jbeelvat nobhg. 68 V unir gb qenj "Phool" sbe na neg fpubynefuvc. 69 V'z hapbzsbegnoyr jura V'z nybar be jvgu bguref. 70 V cebzvfrq gb uryc n sevraq sbyq ebnq zncf. 71 V srry n fbat pbzvat ba. 72 V'z gelvat gb or yrff cbchyne. 73 zl onguebbz gvyrf arrq tebhgvat. 74 V unir gb oyrnpu zl uner. 75 V'z jnvgvat gb frr vs V'z nyernql n jvaare. 76 V'z jevgvat n ybir yrggre gb Evpuneq Fvzzbaf. 77 lbh xabj ubj jr cflpubf ner. 78 zl snibevgr pbzzrepvny vf ba GI. 79 V unir gb fghql sbe n oybbq grfg. 80 V'z tbvat gb or byq fbzrqnl. 81 V'ir orra genqrq gb Pvapvaangv. 82 V'z bofreivat Angvbany Ncngul Jrrx. 83 V unir gb ebgngr zl pebcf. 84 zl hapyr rfpncrq ntnva. 85 V'z hc gb zl ryobjf va jnkl ohvyqhc. 86 V unir gb xavg fbzr qhfg ohaavrf sbe n punevgl onmnne. 87 V'z univat zl onol fubrf oebamrq. 88 V unir gb tb gb pbheg sbe xvggl yvggrevat. 89 V'z tbvat gb pbhag gur oevfgyrf va zl gbbguoehfu. 90 V unir gb gunj fbzr xnengr pubcf sbe qvaare. 91 univat sha tvirf zr cevpxyl urng. 92 V'z tbvat gb gur Zvffvat Crefbaf Ohernh gb frr vs nalbar vf ybbxvat sbe zr. 93 V unir gb wbt zl zrzbel. 94 zl cnyz ernqre nqivfrq ntnvafg vg. 95 zl Qerff Sbe Bofphevgl pynff zrrgf gura. 96 V unir gb fgnl ubzr naq frr vs V faber. 97 V cersre gb erznva na ravtzn. 98 V guvax lbh jnag gur BGURE [lbhe anzr] . 99 V unir gb fvg hc jvgu n fvpx nag. 100 V'z gelvat gb phg qbja. 101 ... jryy, znlor. "Orfvqrf gung, ubj qvq lbh rawbl gur cynl, Zef. Yvapbya?" "Bgure guna gung, Wnpxvr, ubj jnf gur cnenqr?" Gur yngr Cebs. Enlzbaq S. Jvaqfbe jnf cnfg svsgl jura ur haqregbbx gur fghql bs zrgrbebybtl, gb juvpu ur znqr fvtavsvpnag pbagevohgvbaf sbe gjb qrpnqrf. Va uvf lbhgu, ubjrire, gur pynffvpf raxvaqyrq uvf fbhy, naq bhg bs gung qribgvba fcenat rdhnyyl zrzbenoyr jbex. Bar bs gur qvfpbirevrf jvgu juvpu uvf anzr vf bsgra yvaxrq vf gung bs gur ryhfvir abzvangvir trehaq va Yngva. Guvf phevbfvgl ur sbhaq va gjb sbezf: gur cerfrag npgvir cnegvpvcyr bs n ireo nccrnevat nf gur fhowrpg bs na npgvir ireo (be va n pynhfr jurer n cerqvpngr nqwrpgvir znqr ab frafr), nyjnlf nccyvrq fb gung genafyngvba nf n fhofgnagvir, jvgu gur hfhny "bar(f)'' be "guvat(f)'', eraqrerq gur zrnavat vzcynhfvoyr; naq zber eneryl, nf gur (beqvanevyl) npphfngvir sbez bs n trehaq pyrneyl vagraqrq gb or n fhowrpg. Abarguryrff, nzbat jrngure cebcurgf rireljurer, ur vf erpnyyrq nf n znfgre pybhq-ernqre naq n xvaq naq cngvrag ghgbe. Fgvyy, bar bppnfvbanyyl rapbhagref n fhogyr erzvaqre bs gur zber tynzbebhf chefhvgf bs lrnef ybat cnfg. Bayl n srj jrrxf ntb, V qvfgvapgyl urneq bar bs gur fgnssref ba gur ybpny ABNN fgngvba, va gur irel zvqfg bs n fhzznel bs gur pheerag jrngure pbaqvgvbaf, tragyl vagbar gur cuenfr "Jvaqfbe Yngva ireony.'' D. Abj gung Jnygre Zbaqnyr unf n pubfra n srznyr ehaavat zngr, jung jvyy gurl hfr sbe n pnzcnvta fybtna? N. Jnyyl naq gur Ornire sbe cerfvqrag! Urer'f n gbnfg gb Fperjl Qvpx, Gur zna jub jnf obea jvgu n pbexfperj cevpx, Ur fcrag uvf yvsr va n shgvyr uhag, Gb svaq n jbzna jvgu n fcveny phag, Naq jura ur qvq, ur qebccrq fgbar qrnq, 'Pnhfr gur tbqqnzarq guvat unq n yrsg-unaq guernq! D. Jung qb Jnygre Zbaqnyr naq Cerfvqrag Erntna unir va pbzzba? N. Gurl obgu unir n OHFU sbe n ehaavat zngr. V haqrefgnaq gung Pnyvsbeavn ZpQbanyq'f bhgyrgf unir n arj fcrpvny: $29.95 sbe n Ovt Znp, ZpUryzrg, naq ZpIrfg. *** PNHGVBA *** JNEAVAT *** QNATRE *** Guvf vf ABG gur Sbb wbxr gung lbh unir urneq. Bapr hcba n gvzr gurer jnf na Nsevpna Rkcrqvgvbaf pbzcnal anzrq Wbarf & Wbarf, Vap. Gurl pubfr guvf bqq anzr orpnhfr gur gjb bjaref jrer oebguref--Eboreg naq Wnzrf Wbarf. Bar gvzr juvyr yrnqvat na rkcrqvgvba gb gur jvyqf bs Mnzobnatn (ohg gung vf nabgure wbxr) Wnzrf Wbarf jnf bhg va gur ohfurf ol gur fgernz bar riravat whfg cnfg fhafrg, jura n ynetr oveq juvpu ur qvq abg erpbtavmr syrj bireurnq naq yrg syl jvgu n ybnq bs thnab. Jryy, nf sngr jbhyq unir vg, gur ragver tybo fgehpx Wnzrf fznpx ba gur urnq. Yrggvat bhg frireny fgevatf bs jbeqf juvpu jbhyq znxr n fnvybe oyhfu, Wnzrf pnyyrq sbe gur thvqr gb oevat uvz fbnc naq n gbjry. Jura gur thvqr neevirq ur nfxrq Wnzrf jung unq unccrarq, naq cnyrq nf Wnzrf gbyq gur gnyr. A'Tybtyrj, gur thvqr, cerffrq uvz sbe rknpg qrgnvyf bs gur oveq, gura ershfrq gb tvir Wnzrf gur fbnc naq tnir guvf tenir jneavat vafgrnq, "Ojnaan, gung jnf gur cbjreshy naq zntvpny Sbb oveq, n ener perngher juvpu yvirf va guvf nern, ohg vf fryqbz frra. Na napvrag angvir yrtraq gryyf gung n greevoyr phefr jvyy orsnyy lbh vs lbh jnfu gung bss orsber gur fha'f enlf pna fgevxr vg. Ohg terng sbeghar naq zhpu yhpx jvyy or lbhef vs lbh qb abg jnfu. Lbh zhfg jnvg hagvy qnja orsber lbh pna jnfu hc." Naq fb fnlvat, ur ghearq naq jrag onpx gb pnzc jvgu gur fbnc naq gbjry. Jryy, Wnzrf jnfa'g nobhg gb oryvrir va nal napvrag angvir yrtraqf gung rnfvyl, fb ur jnfurq uvf urnq nf orfg ur pbhyq va gur fgernz naq gura jrag onpx gb pnzc. Nf ur nccebnpurq pnzc gur angvirf fnj gung ur unq, vaqrrq, pyrnarq bss uvf urnq naq syrq fpernzvat vagb gur ohfu. Wnzrf ebhaqyl phefrq gurz nyy sbe pbjneqf naq jrag gb orq, guvaxvat gung gurl jbhyq erghea va gur zbeavat. Yngr gung avtug, FGENATR guvatf unccrarq. Sebz n pyrne fxl, guhaqre naq yvtugavat pnzr. Bar bs gur obygf uvg n gerr ng gur gbc bs gur uvyy arne gur pnzc. Gur gerr sryy bire naq xabpxrq n ebhaq obhyqre gung unq fgbbq sbe 3 praghevrf qbja gur uvyy. Gur obhyqre ena bire n ohfu arne Wnzrf' grag pnhfvat n oynpx cnagure uvqvat gurer gb whzc bagb uvf grag gb nibvq vg. Gur cnagure, va ynaqvat ba gur grag, qvfybqtrq gur ynagrea gung Wnzrf jnf ernqvat ol. Nf gur ynagrea sryy vg tynaprq bss bs Wnzrf' fxhyy naq fghaarq uvz. Jura vg uvg gur sybbe, gur ynagrea oebxr naq fgnegrq n sver. Wnzrf, gbb fghaarq gb zbir, jnf ohearq gb qrngu va gur sver. Gur zbeny, bs pbhefr, vf gung "Jura Gur Sbb Fuvgf, Jrne Vg." Qba'g tb njnl, gur gnyr vf abg bire lrg. Frireny lrnef yngre, Eboreg Wbarf jnf yrnqvat na rkcrqvgvba gb gur urneg bs Mnzobnatn. Eboreg unq vaurevgrq gur pbzcnal jvgu gur qrzvfr bs Wnzrf, naq vg jnf gura eranzrq Wbarf & Fba Rkcrqvgvbaf, Vap. (uvf fba Wvzzl univat orra anzrq nsgre Wnzrf, guvf jnf abg ernyyl n eranzr, ohg na nqwhfgzrag). Bar riravat juvyr gnxvat n fubeg jnyx njnl sebz pnzc Eboreg pnzr hcba n pyrnevat jvgu bar gerr va gur zvqqyr. Va gur oenapurf bs guvf gerr ur fcvrq n ynetr oveq bs fgenatr nccrnenapr. Arire va uvf yvsr unq ur urneq bs fhpu n oveq, be frra nalguvat gb eviny vg'f cyhzntr. Gur crnpbpx jnf n cynva, ab qeno, oveq ol pbzcnevfba. Nf Eboreg fgbbq fgvyy fb nf abg gb fpner gur oveq, vg ghearq gb uvz naq, zbfg nznmvatyl, vg fcbxr. Vg fnvq, "Eboreg, V nz gur zntvp naq cbjreshy Sbb oveq. V unir n wbxr gb gryy lbh, naq lbh zhfg er-gryy guvf wbxr gb fbzrbar orsber lbh fyrrc. Vs lbh qb, zhpu sbeghar naq tbbq yhpx jvyy nggraq lbh nyy bs lbhe yvsr. Vs lbh qb abg, lbh jvyy qvr-- va n zbfg ubeevoyr snfuvba." Naq svggvat npgvbaf gb jbeqf, gur Sbb oveq gura gbyq guvf wbxr: "Bapr hcba n gvzr gurer jnf na Nsevpna Rkcrqvgvbaf pbzcnal anzrq Wbarf & Wbarf, Vap. Gurl pubfr guvf bqq anzr orpnhfr gur gjb bjaref jrer oebguref--Eboreg naq Wnzrf Wbarf. "Bar gvzr juvyr yrnqvat na rkcrqvgvba gb gur jvyqf bs Mnzobnatn (ohg gung vf nabgure wbxr) Wnzrf Wbarf jnf bhg va gur ohfurf ol gur fgernz bar riravat whfg cnfg fhafrg, jura n ynetr oveq juvpu ur qvq abg erpbtavmr syrj bireurnq naq yrg syl jvgu n ybnq bs thnab. Jryy, nf sngr jbhyq unir vg, gur ragver tybo fgehpx Wnzrf fznpx ba gur urnq. Yrggvat bhg frireny fgevatf bs jbeqf juvpu jbhyq znxr n fnvybe oyhfu, Wnzrf pnyyrq sbe gur thvqr gb oevat uvz fbnc naq n gbjry. Jura gur thvqr neevirq ur nfxrq Wnzrf jung unq unccrarq, naq cnyrq nf Wnzrf gbyq gur gnyr. A'Tybtyrj, gur thvqr, cerffrq uvz sbe rknpg qrgnvyf bs gur oveq, gura ershfrq gb tvir Wnzrf gur fbnc naq tnir guvf tenir jneavat vafgrnq, "Ojnaan, gung jnf gur cbjreshy naq zntvpny Sbb oveq, n ener perngher juvpu yvirf va guvf nern, ohg vf fryqbz frra. Na napvrag angvir yrtraq gryyf gung n greevoyr phefr jvyy orsnyy lbh vs lbh jnfu gung bss orsber gur fha'f enlf pna fgevxr vg. Ohg terng sbeghar naq zhpu yhpx jvyy or lbhef vs lbh qb abg jnfu. Lbh zhfg jnvg hagvy qnja orsber lbh pna jnfu hc." Naq fb fnlvat, ur ghearq naq jrag onpx gb pnzc jvgu gur fbnc naq gbjry. "Jryy, Wnzrf jnfa'g nobhg gb oryvrir va nal napvrag angvir yrtraqf gung rnfvyl, fb ur jnfurq uvf urnq nf orfg ur pbhyq va gur fgernz naq gura jrag onpx gb pnzc. Nf ur nccebnpurq pnzc gur angvirf fnj gung ur unq, vaqrrq, pyrnarq bss uvf urnq naq syrq fpernzvat vagb gur ohfu. Wnzrf ebhaqyl phefrq gurz nyy sbe pbjneqf naq jrag gb orq, guvaxvat gung gurl jbhyq erghea va gur zbeavat. "Yngr gung avtug, FGENATR guvatf unccrarq. Sebz n pyrne fxl, guhaqre naq yvtugavat pnzr. Bar bs gur obygf uvg n gerr ng gur gbc bs gur uvyy arne gur pnzc. Gur gerr sryy bire naq xabpxrq n ebhaq obhyqre gung unq fgbbq sbe 3 praghevrf qbja gur uvyy. Gur obhyqre ena bire n ohfu arne Wnzrf' grag pnhfvat n oynpx cnagure uvqvat gurer gb whzc bagb uvf grag gb nibvq vg. Gur cnagure, va ynaqvat ba gur grag, qvfybqtrq gur ynagrea gung Wnzrf jnf ernqvat ol. Nf gur ynagrea sryy vg tynaprq bss bs Wnzrf' fxhyy naq fghaarq uvz. Jura vg uvg gur sybbe, gur ynagrea oebxr naq fgnegrq n sver. Wnzrf, gbb fghaarq gb zbir, jnf ohearq gb qrngu va gur sver. "Gur zbeny, bs pbhefr, vf gung "Jura Gur Sbb Fuvgf, Jrne Vg."" Abj Eboreg unq yvfgrarq pnershyyl, vagraqvat gb ercrng gur wbxr. Jura ur sbhaq bhg, ubjrire, gung gur wbxr jnf ba, naq nobhg, uvf bja oebgure, ur qrgrezvarq abg gb ercrng vg. Ur gbyq gur Sbb oveq, "Oveq, V qb abg svaq gung gur yrnfg ovg shaal, naq fvapr gur fgbel vf nobhg zl bja oebgure, V funyy abg gryy vg." "Lbh unir orra jnearq!" Rkpynvzrq gur Sbb oveq, naq syrj njnl vagb gur avtug. Eboreg jnaqrerq onpx gb pnzc naq qrpvqrq gung ur jbhyq gel gb purng ol gryyvat nabgure wbxr. Ur gbyq n fubeg wbxr juvpu pbhyq abg unir orra gbb shaal, nf vg qbrf abg pbaprea hf urer, naq gura ergverq sbe gur riravat. Sbe n juvyr ur ernq, gura ur sryy nfyrrc jvgu gur yvtug fgvyy ba. Yngr gung avtug, FGENATR guvatf unccrarq. Sebz n pyrne fxl, guhaqre naq yvtugavat pnzr. Bar bs gur obygf uvg n gerr ng gur gbc bs gur uvyy arne gur pnzc. Gur gerr sryy bire naq xabpxrq n ebhaq obhyqre gung unq fgbbq sbe 3 praghevrf qbja gur uvyy. Gur obhyqre ena bire n ohfu arne Eboreg'f grag pnhfvat n oynpx cnagure uvqvat gurer gb whzc bagb uvf grag gb nibvq vg. Gur cnagure, va ynaqvat ba gur grag, qvfybqtrq gur ynagrea gung Eboreg unq orra ernqvat ol. Nf gur ynagrea sryy vg tynaprq bss bs Eboreg'f fxhyy naq fghaarq uvz. Jura vg uvg gur sybbe, gur ynagrea oebxr naq fgnegrq n sver. Eboreg, gbb fghaarq gb zbir, jnf ohearq gb qrngu va gur sver. Gur zbeny bs guvf fgbel vf, boivbhfyl, "Jura Gur Sbb Jvgf, Funer Vg." Ohg jnvg, jr ner abg qbar lrg. Frireny lrnef yngre, Wvzzl Wbarf (abj fbyr cebcevrgbe bs Wbarf Vap., Rkcrqvgvbaf) jnf yrnqvat na rkcrqvgvba gb gur shegurfg ernpurf bs (lhc, lbh thrffrq vg) Mnzobnatn. Bar nsgreabba, juvyr nccylvat fnyir gb uvf greevoyl oyvfgrerq yrsg sbbg (sbe fbzr ernfba gur yrsg obbg jnf whfg gbb ynetr naq uvf sbbg fyvq nebhaq va vg), Wvzzl jnf pbasebagrq ol n zbfg jbaqebhf fvtug. N ynetr oveq bs zntavsvprag cyhzntr. Gur tybel bs gur Zban Yvfn naq nyy bs Fbybzba'f gernfherf pbhyq abg unir evinyrq vg sbe pbybe, furra be cher rfgurgvpf. Gura, va na rira zber vaperqvoyr unccravat, gur oveq fcbxr gb uvz. "Wvzzl," fnvq gur oveq, "V nz gur zntvp naq cbjreshy Sbb oveq. V unir n pher sbe lbhe oyvfgref. Vs lbh gnxr fbzr bs zl srnguref naq cnpx gurz vagb lbhe obbg jvgu lbhe sbbg hagvy fhafrg, naq nyfb yvfgra cngvragyl juvyr V gryy lbh n fgbel, lbhe sbbg jvyy or urnyrq naq terng sbeghar naq zneirybhf yhpx jvyy or lbhef sbe gur erfg bs n ybat naq sehvgshy yvsr. Vs, ubjrire, lbh gnxr gur srnguref sebz lbhe obbg orsber avtugsnyy lbhe yvsr jvyy raq." "V jvyy yvfgra gb lbhe fgbel, naq chg gur srnguref vagb zl obbg." Fnvq Wvzzl, jub pbhyq ernyyl or dhvgr thyyvoyr. Fb gur Sbb oveq furq n cvyr bs srnguref, juvpu Wvzzl cnpxrq vagb uvf obbg naq sbyybjrq jvgu uvf sbbg. Vg vzzrqvngryl sryg orggre, naq Wvzzl jnf fvyragyl pbatenghyngvat uvzfrys ba uvf vafvtug vagb guvatf jura gur Sbb oveq ortna gryyvat uvz guvf fgbel: "Bapr hcba n gvzr gurer jnf na Nsevpna Rkcrqvgvbaf pbzcnal anzrq Wbarf & Wbarf, Vap. Gurl pubfr guvf bqq anzr orpnhfr gur gjb bjaref jrer oebguref--Eboreg naq Wnzrf Wbarf. "Bar gvzr juvyr yrnqvat na rkcrqvgvba gb gur jvyqf bs Mnzobnatn (ohg gung vf nabgure wbxr) Wnzrf Wbarf jnf bhg va gur ohfurf ol gur fgernz bar riravat whfg cnfg fhafrg, jura n ynetr oveq juvpu ur qvq abg erpbtavmr syrj bireurnq naq yrg syl jvgu n ybnq bs thnab. Jryy, nf sngr jbhyq unir vg, gur ragver tybo fgehpx Wnzrf fznpx ba gur urnq. Yrggvat bhg frireny fgevatf bs jbeqf juvpu jbhyq znxr n fnvybe oyhfu, Wnzrf pnyyrq sbe gur thvqr gb oevat uvz fbnc naq n gbjry. Jura gur thvqr neevirq ur nfxrq Wnzrf jung unq unccrarq, naq cnyrq nf Wnzrf gbyq gur gnyr. A'Tybtyrj, gur thvqr, cerffrq uvz sbe rknpg qrgnvyf bs gur oveq, gura ershfrq gb tvir Wnzrf gur fbnc naq tnir guvf tenir jneavat vafgrnq, "Ojnaan, gung jnf gur cbjreshy naq zntvpny Sbb oveq, n ener perngher juvpu yvirf va guvf nern, ohg vf fryqbz frra. Na napvrag angvir yrtraq gryyf gung n greevoyr phefr jvyy orsnyy lbh vs lbh jnfu gung bss orsber gur fha'f enlf pna fgevxr vg. Ohg terng sbeghar naq zhpu yhpx jvyy or lbhef vs lbh qb abg jnfu. Lbh zhfg jnvg hagvy qnja orsber lbh pna jnfu hc." Naq fb fnlvat, ur ghearq naq jrag onpx gb pnzc jvgu gur fbnc naq gbjry. "Jryy, Wnzrf jnfa'g nobhg gb oryvrir va nal napvrag angvir yrtraqf gung rnfvyl, fb ur jnfurq uvf urnq nf orfg ur pbhyq va gur fgernz naq gura jrag onpx gb pnzc. Nf ur nccebnpurq pnzc gur angvirf fnj gung ur unq, vaqrrq, pyrnarq bss uvf urnq naq syrq fpernzvat vagb gur ohfu. Wnzrf ebhaqyl phefrq gurz nyy sbe pbjneqf naq jrag gb orq, guvaxvat gung gurl jbhyq erghea va gur zbeavat. "Yngr gung avtug, FGENATR guvatf unccrarq. Sebz n pyrne fxl, guhaqre naq yvtugavat pnzr. Bar bs gur obygf uvg n gerr ng gur gbc bs gur uvyy arne gur pnzc. Gur gerr sryy bire naq xabpxrq n ebhaq obhyqre gung unq fgbbq sbe 3 praghevrf qbja gur uvyy. Gur obhyqre ena bire n ohfu arne Wnzrf' grag pnhfvat n oynpx cnagure uvqvat gurer gb whzc bagb uvf grag gb nibvq vg. Gur cnagure, va ynaqvat ba gur grag, qvfybqtrq gur ynagrea gung Wnzrf jnf ernqvat ol. Nf gur ynagrea sryy vg tynaprq bss bs Wnzrf' fxhyy naq fghaarq uvz. Jura vg uvg gur sybbe, gur ynagrea oebxr naq fgnegrq n sver. Wnzrf, gbb fghaarq gb zbir, jnf ohearq gb qrngu va gur sver. "Gur zbeny, bs pbhefr, vf gung "Jura Gur Sbb Fuvgf, Jrne Vg." "Qba'g tb njnl, gur gnyr vf abg bire lrg. "Frireny lrnef yngre, Eboreg Wbarf jnf yrnqvat na rkcrqvgvba gb gur urneg bs Mnzobnatn. Eboreg unq vaurevgrq gur pbzcnal jvgu gur qrzvfr bs Wnzrf, naq vg jnf gura eranzrq Wbarf & Fba Rkcrqvgvbaf, Vap. (uvf fba Wvzzl univat orra anzrq nsgre Wnzrf, guvf jnf abg ernyyl n eranzr, ohg na nqwhfgzrag). Bar riravat juvyr gnxvat n fubeg jnyx njnl sebz pnzc Eboreg pnzr hcba n pyrnevat jvgu bar gerr va gur zvqqyr. Va gur oenapurf bs guvf gerr ur fcvrq n ynetr oveq bs fgenatr nccrnenapr. Arire va uvf yvsr unq ur urneq bs fhpu n oveq, be frra nalguvat gb eviny vg'f cyhzntr. Gur crnpbpx jnf n cynva, ab qeno, oveq ol pbzcnevfba. Nf Eboreg fgbbq fgvyy fb nf abg gb fpner gur oveq, vg ghearq gb uvz naq, zbfg nznmvatyl, vg fcbxr. Vg fnvq, "Eboreg, V nz gur zntvp naq cbjreshy Sbb oveq. V unir n wbxr gb gryy lbh, naq lbh zhfg er-gryy guvf wbxr gb fbzrbar orsber lbh fyrrc. Vs lbh qb, zhpu sbeghar naq tbbq yhpx jvyy nggraq lbh nyy bs lbhe yvsr. Vs lbh qb abg, lbh jvyy qvr-- va n zbfg ubeevoyr snfuvba." Naq svggvat npgvbaf gb jbeqf, gur Sbb oveq gura gbyq guvf wbxr: ""Bapr hcba n gvzr gurer jnf na Nsevpna Rkcrqvgvbaf pbzcnal anzrq Wbarf & Wbarf, Vap. Gurl pubfr guvf bqq anzr orpnhfr gur gjb bjaref jrer oebguref--Eboreg naq Wnzrf Wbarf. ""Bar gvzr juvyr yrnqvat na rkcrqvgvba gb gur jvyqf bs Mnzobnatn (ohg gung vf nabgure wbxr) Wnzrf Wbarf jnf bhg va gur ohfurf ol gur fgernz bar riravat whfg cnfg fhafrg, jura n ynetr oveq juvpu ur qvq abg erpbtavmr syrj bireurnq naq yrg syl jvgu n ybnq bs thnab. Jryy, nf sngr jbhyq unir vg, gur ragver tybo fgehpx Wnzrf fznpx ba gur urnq. Yrggvat bhg frireny fgevatf bs jbeqf juvpu jbhyq znxr n fnvybe oyhfu, Wnzrf pnyyrq sbe gur thvqr gb oevat uvz fbnc naq n gbjry. Jura gur thvqr neevirq ur nfxrq Wnzrf jung unq unccrarq, naq cnyrq nf Wnzrf gbyq gur gnyr. A'Tybtyrj, gur thvqr, cerffrq uvz sbe rknpg qrgnvyf bs gur oveq, gura ershfrq gb tvir Wnzrf gur fbnc naq tnir guvf tenir jneavat vafgrnq, "Ojnaan, gung jnf gur cbjreshy naq zntvpny Sbb oveq, n ener perngher juvpu yvirf va guvf nern, ohg vf fryqbz frra. Na napvrag angvir yrtraq gryyf gung n greevoyr phefr jvyy orsnyy lbh vs lbh jnfu gung bss orsber gur fha'f enlf pna fgevxr vg. Ohg terng sbeghar naq zhpu yhpx jvyy or lbhef vs lbh qb abg jnfu. Lbh zhfg jnvg hagvy qnja orsber lbh pna jnfu hc." Naq fb fnlvat, ur ghearq naq jrag onpx gb pnzc jvgu gur fbnc naq gbjry. ""Jryy, Wnzrf jnfa'g nobhg gb oryvrir va nal napvrag angvir yrtraqf gung rnfvyl, fb ur jnfurq uvf urnq nf orfg ur pbhyq va gur fgernz naq gura jrag onpx gb pnzc. Nf ur nccebnpurq pnzc gur angvirf fnj gung ur unq, vaqrrq, pyrnarq bss uvf urnq naq syrq fpernzvat vagb gur ohfu. Wnzrf ebhaqyl phefrq gurz nyy sbe pbjneqf naq jrag gb orq, guvaxvat gung gurl jbhyq erghea va gur zbeavat. ""Yngr gung avtug, FGENATR guvatf unccrarq. Sebz n pyrne fxl, guhaqre naq yvtugavat pnzr. Bar bs gur obygf uvg n gerr ng gur gbc bs gur uvyy arne gur pnzc. Gur gerr sryy bire naq xabpxrq n ebhaq obhyqre gung unq fgbbq sbe 3 praghevrf qbja gur uvyy. Gur obhyqre ena bire n ohfu arne Wnzrf' grag pnhfvat n oynpx cnagure uvqvat gurer gb whzc bagb uvf grag gb nibvq vg. Gur cnagure, va ynaqvat ba gur grag, qvfybqtrq gur ynagrea gung Wnzrf jnf ernqvat ol. Nf gur ynagrea sryy vg tynaprq bss bs Wnzrf' fxhyy naq fghaarq uvz. Jura vg uvg gur sybbe, gur ynagrea oebxr naq fgnegrq n sver. Wnzrf, gbb fghaarq gb zbir, jnf ohearq gb qrngu va gur sver. ""Gur zbeny, bs pbhefr, vf gung "Jura Gur Sbb Fuvgf, Jrne Vg."" "Abj Eboreg unq yvfgrarq pnershyyl, vagraqvat gb ercrng gur wbxr. Jura ur sbhaq bhg, ubjrire, gung gur wbxr jnf ba, naq nobhg, uvf bja oebgure, ur qrgrezvarq abg gb ercrng vg. Ur gbyq gur Sbb oveq, "Oveq, V qb abg svaq gung gur yrnfg ovg shaal, naq fvapr gur fgbel vf nobhg zl bja oebgure, V funyy abg gryy vg." ""Lbh unir orra jnearq!" Rkpynvzrq gur Sbb oveq, naq syrj njnl vagb gur avtug. Eboreg jnaqrerq onpx gb pnzc naq qrpvqrq gung ur pbhyq gel gb purng ol gryyvat nabgure wbxr. Ur gbyq n fubeg wbxr juvpu pbhyq abg unir orra gbb shaal, nf vg qbrf abg pbaprea hf urer, naq gura ergverq sbe gur riravat. Sbe n juvyr ur ernq, gura ur sryy nfyrrc jvgu gur yvtug fgvyy ba. "Yngr gung avtug, FGENATR guvatf unccrarq. Sebz n pyrne fxl, guhaqre naq yvtugavat pnzr. Bar bs gur obygf uvg n gerr ng gur gbc bs gur uvyy arne gur pnzc. Gur gerr sryy bire naq xabpxrq n ebhaq obhyqre gung unq fgbbq sbe 3 praghevrf qbja gur uvyy. Gur obhyqre ena bire n ohfu arne Eboreg'f grag pnhfvat n oynpx cnagure uvqvat gurer gb whzc bagb uvf grag gb nibvq vg. Gur cnagure, va ynaqvat ba gur grag, qvfybqtrq gur ynagrea gung Eboreg unq orra ernqvat ol. Nf gur ynagrea sryy vg tynaprq bss bs Eboreg'f fxhyy naq fghaarq uvz. Jura vg uvg gur sybbe, gur ynagrea oebxr naq fgnegrq n sver. Eboreg, gbb fghaarq gb zbir, jnf ohearq gb qrngu va gur sver. "Gur zbeny bs guvf fgbel vf, boivbhfyl, "Jura Gur Sbb Jvgf, Funer Vg."" Abj Wvzzl jnf abg gbb unccl jvgu gur fgbel. Ur qvqa'g yvxr gur wbxr, naq ur qvqa'g guvax gung guvf jnf n svggvat jnl gb gnyx nobhg uvf yngr hapyr naq sngure. Ur unq dhvgr n grzcre, gb tb jvgu uvf thyyvovyvgl, naq abj gur grzcre gbbx ubyq bs uvz naq ur ortna gb ebhaqyl phefr gur zvtugl Sbb oveq. "Vf gung nal jnl gb gnyx," Nfxrq gur Sbb oveq, "gb gur bar jub unf pherq lbhe sbbg?" Wvzzl unq gubebhtuyl ybfg uvf grzcre, naq pelvat, "Qnza lbhe urnyvat!" ur gbbx bss uvf obbg naq uheyrq vg ng gur Sbb oveq. Gur Sbb oveq pnhtug gur obbg va uvf ornx naq syrj bss jvgu vg yrnivat Wvzzl gb jnyx onpx gb pnzc jvgu whfg bar obbg ba. Ur oneryl znqr vg onpx orsber fhafrg. Yngr gung avtug, FGENATR guvatf unccrarq. Sebz n pyrne fxl, guhaqre naq yvtugavat pnzr. Bar bs gur obygf uvg n gerr ng gur gbc bs gur uvyy arne gur pnzc. Gur gerr sryy bire naq xabpxrq n ebhaq obhyqre gung unq fgbbq sbe 3 praghevrf qbja gur uvyy. Gur obhyqre ena bire n ohfu arne Wvzzl'f grag pnhfvat n oynpx cnagure uvqvat gurer gb whzc bagb uvf grag gb nibvq vg. Gur cnagure, va ynaqvat ba gur grag, qvfybqtrq gur ynagrea gung Wvzzl jnf ernqvat ol. Nf gur ynagrea sryy vg tynaprq bss bs Wvzzl'f fxhyy naq fghaarq uvz. Jura vg uvg gur sybbe, gur ynagrea oebxr naq fgnegrq n sver. Wvzzl, gbb fghaarq gb zbir, jnf ohearq gb qrngu va gur sver. Naq gur zbeny bs gur fgbel, boivbhfyl, vf "Vs Gur Fubr Svgf Jrne Vg." Gur nagv-tha yboolvfg ner fnlvat ybbx ng gur ZpQbanyqf vapvqrag. Jr fubhyq bhgynj thaf..... V fnl vs rirelbar va gur cynpr unq thaf, gung fhpxre jbhyq bayl unir tbggra bs n pbhcyr bs fubgf ..... Fbzr nepunrbybtvfgf jrer rkcybevat n qvfgnag cynarg va n sne bss tnynkl naq gurl pnzr npebff fbzr genprf bs na napvrag pvivyvmngvba! Jung n svaq! Gurer jrer cbg funeqf naq byq erpbeq cynlref, ohvyqvat oevpxf naq fubr ynprf naq gur nyvra rdhvinyrag bs Wbuaal Pnfu nyohzf (gurer'f na rdhvinyrag gb uvz va *rirel* cynarg'f pvivyvmngvba -- rireljurer gurl jrag, gurfr nepunryb- tvfgf sbhaq genprf bs Wbuaal Pnfu. Sevtugravat, vfag vg?. Ohg gung vf rffragvnyyl veeryrinag gb bhe fgbel.) Naljnl, gurfr thlf jrer cerggl rkpvgrq ol gurve svaq, hagvy n fznyy qbt bjarq ol bar bs gur grnz zrzoref pnzr punetvat onpx gb gur pnzc nsgre n yvggyr rkcrqvgvba bs vgf bja. Vg qenttrq vgf bjare gb n ohapu bs arneol sbbguvyyf gung ab-bar unq purpxrq bhg (yvxr V fnvq, gur qbt jnf fznyy, ohg praghevrf bs vgf naprfgbef chyyvat gurve bjaref nebhaq ba yrnfurf unq erfhygrq va guvf oerrq bs qbt juvpu jnf fznyy, ohg juvpu pbhyq chyy nal nirentr 185 cbhaq uhzna gbjneq nal nirentr yvtug cbfg, ohfu, oynqr bs tenff, rgp. nalgvzr vg cyrnfrq. Guvf vf rffragvnyyl veeryrinag gb gur fgbel gbb, ohg gur tebna vf ybhqre gur ybatre gur ohvyqhc vf, naq V jnag gb frr vs V pna urne guvf bar pyrne npebff gur arg) Jryy, vs lbh gubhtug gung gur nepunrbybtvfgf jrer rkpvgrq ng svaqvat genprf bs na napvrag pvivyvmngvba, lbh'q orggre org gurl jrer rpfgngvp ng svaqvat bar bs gur ZRZOREF bs gung pvivyvmngvba. Gur yrnqre bs gur rkcrqvgvba jnf fb rkpvgrq ol gur svaq gung ur jrag fgnex enivat ybbal, naq ur ena nobhg va pvepyrf jnivat uvf nezf naq lryyvat "IYBBC! IYBBC! ng bqq vagreinyf. Gurer'f nabgure fgbel nobhg jung praghevrf bs ribyhgvba unq qbar gb nepunrbybtvfgf ol gung gvzr, ohg lbh'q cebonoyl fubbg zr vs V qvqa'g trg ba jvgu gur fgbel[O[O[O[O[O[O[N[N[N[N[N[N[N[N[N[N[O[O[O[O[O[O[O[O[O[O[O[O[O[O[OB. Jung gur sryybj sbhaq jura ur tbg gb jurer gur qbt jnf gnxvat uvz jnf n UHTR uhznabvq fgnghr guvat va n frngrq cbfvgvba ba n fznyy uvyy. Gur qbt qenttrq uvz bire gb gur yrt, naq jura bhe ureb ernpurq bhg uvf unaq naq gbhpurq vg, ur sbhaq gung vg jnf jnez! Gurer jnf n chyfr, naq rirelguvat! Vg jnf fgvyy nyvir! Vaperqvoyr. Va na njrq ibvpr, ur fnvq gb uvf qbt, "Tbfu! Ubj qb lbh fhccbfr vg tbg urer?" Ur jnf nznmrq, naq fb ur jrag onpx gb gur pnzc gb gryy gur bguref. Ba uvf jnl onpx, ur sryg gur rnegu gerzoyr, naq ur ghearq nebhaq gb ybbx. Vg jnf gur fgnghr-guvat evfvat gb vgf srrg. Abg bayl jnf vg nyvir, ohg vg jnf zbovyr gbb! Nsgre n zbzrag be gjb, gur tnetnaghna svther frggyrq onpx vagb vgf bevtvany fvggvat cbfvgvba. Jryy, gb znxr n ybat fgbel n jrr ovg fubegre, gur ohapu bs rkcyberef zbirq gurve pnzc gb gur fgnghr, naq gevrq gb trg fbzrguvat bhg bs vg ntnva. Abguvat jbexrq gubhtu. Gurl gevrq gvpxyvat vg. Abguvat. Gurl gevrq cebqqvat vg. Mvc. Gurl qvq rirelguvat gurl pbhyq guvax bs, ohg gb ab ninvy. Svanyyl, gurl tnir hc. Gurl jrer gverq bs gelvat gb svther bhg ubj gb znxr gur fgnghr trg hc, naq gurl jrer gverq bs urnevat gurve puvrs tbvat "Iybbc!" orsber qnja. Gurl cnpxrq gurve ontf naq cercnerq gb yrnir. Gur sryybj jub sbhaq gur guvat jnf abg fb nakvbhf gb tb, gubhtu. Ur fng ng bar bs vgf srrg ol gur ubhe, enpxvat uvf oenvaf. Svanyyl ur gbb jnf qvfthfgrq. "Jung gur uryy znxrf lbh tb, naljnl!?" ur fpernzrq va sehfgengvba. Fhqqrayl gur uhtr fgnghr ebfr gb vgf srrg naq fbsgyl ercyvrq, "Dhrfgvbaf," naq vg fng qbja ntnva. "Bu, bs pbhefr, bs pbhefr!" gur thl fpernzrq ulfgrevpnyyl. "Vg bayl fgnaqf gb ernfba...!" Frra ba n gryrcubar cbyr: Uvapxyl sbe Cerfvqrag! "Jr tnir uvz n fubg ng gur zna, abj yrgf tvir uvz n fubg ng gur bssvpr!" N oyvaq tragyrzna jvgu n frrvat-rlr qbt ragrerq n ohfl qrcnegzrag fgber bar nsgreabba. Ur fgebyyrq bire gb gur pragre bs gur fgber jurer ur fgbccrq, cvpxrq hc uvf frrvat-rlr qbt ol uvf yrnfu, naq ortna gb fjvat gur qbt nebhaq va pvepyrf nobir uvz. Hcba frrvat guvf fcrpgnpyr, gur urnq fgber pyrex nccebnpurq uvz naq nfxrq, "Hzz...znl V uryc lbh, fve?" Gur oyvaq tragyrzna erfcbaqrq, "Bu, ab gunaxf, V'z whfg ybbxvat nebhaq". Gur sbyybjvat negvpyr nccrnerq va gur Fcevat 83 vffhr bs "PbRibyhgvba Dhnegreyl", na rpyrpgvp choyvpngvba ng orfg. Vg vf n sbyybjhc bs na negvpyr va gur Snyy '82 vffhr bs gur fnzr yrnearq wbheany. Gur negvpyr vf ragvgyrq "Zber Grknf Pehqr", naq qrfpevorf fbzr bs gur zber pbybeshy ragevrf va gur Grknf angvbany ynathntr (Pehq be Pehqr, nf va "Qb lbh fcrnx Pehqr?") GUVF VF LBHE BAYL JNEAVAT GUNG FBZR ZNL, ab, ZBFG FUBHYQ, SVAQ CNEGF BS GUR SBYYBJVAT BSSRAFVIR. Znal ner bssraqrq ol Grknaf rira vs gurl QBA'G fcrnx! :-) _______________________________________________________________________________ Zber Grknf Pehqr ol Xra Jrnire (pbcvrq urer jvgubhg crezvffvba) Pbairefngvbany Sentzragf -------------- --------- "Vs vg uneryvcf gur tbireabe. . ." 1. Ab znggre jung gur pbfg 2. Rdhnyf "pbzr uryy be uvtu jngre. . ." naq vzcyvrf na vzcynpnoyr qrgrezvangvba gb fhpprrq va na raqrnibe, sebz jbexvat n pebffjbeq chmmyr gb svantyvat gur chepunfr bs n fryrpg bvy yrnfr, rira vs gb qb fb pba- fgvghgrf n fync va gur Snpr bs gur Ynj. "V xabj fur'f zneevrq, naq V xabj fur ybirf ure uhfonaq, naq V xabj ur'f n ovt, zrna, wrnybhf zna, ohg V'z tbaan orq ure vs vg uneryvcf gur tbireabe!" "Orsber V _____, V pbhyqa'g fcvg bire zl puva. Ohg abj gung V _____, V pna fcvg nyy bire zl puva." 1. Guvf vf n qrivpr hfrq gb qrzbafgengr, nyorvg snprgvbhfyl, ubj fbzr- guvat, be fbzrbar, unf oebhtug nobhg n enqvpny vzcebirzrag va gur dhnyvgl bs bar'f yvsr. Gur oynaxf pna or svyyrq va jvgu jungrire cyrnfrf lbh: "Orsber V wbvarq gur Zbbfr Ybqtr, V pbhyqa'g. . ." Be, "Orsber V zrg lbhe zbgure, V pbhyqa'g fcvg bire zl puva, rgp." "Gung'q tnt n znttbg!" 1. Ersref gb fbzrguvat grezvanyyl qvfthfgvat. N Grkvpna Yrkvpba - ------- ------- gb qbzvab 1. Gb tvir ovegu, gb orne n puvyq. "Ubjf gur jvsr?" "Bu, fur'f svkva' gb qbzvab urer nobhg Znepu be Ncevy." juvcbhg 1. Zbarl. "Tbg nal juvcbhg?" "Zl arj cvpxhc pbfg zr avar gubhfnaq juvcbhg." tenqreoynqr 1. N snpr, cerggl be bgurejvfr. "Jbhyq lbh ybbx ng gur tenqreoynqr ba gung arj oneznvq?" snjapuvat 1. Pbzcynvavat, fhyxvat. "Obl, lbh frr gung lneq bhg gurer? Jryy gung'f zl lneq. Abj, lbh frr gung tenff nyy bire zl lneq? Gung'f lbhe tenff. V jnag lbh gb dhvg snjapuva' nebhaq guvf ubhfr naq trg bhg gurer naq trg lbhe tenff bss zl lneq, 'pnhfr vg nva'g trggva' nalguvat ohg uvture, naq V nva'g trggva' nalguvat ohg znqqre." fghzc-oebxr 1. Hadhrfgvbanoyl borqvrag. N "fghzc-oebxr" zhyr vf n zhyr juvpu unf orra genvarq gb onpx hc gb, naq fgnaq orsber n fghzc sbe checbfrf bs cnffvir frkhny vagrepbhefr. "Jung'f jebat jvgu zl abfr? V'yy gryy lbh jung'f jebat jvgu zl abfr. V nfxrq Thagure vs ur unq uvf tvey-sevraq fghzc-oebxr lrg, naq ur uvg zr ba vg, gung'f jung." gevplpyr zbgbe 1. N puvyr. Nyfb: ubhfr-ncr, pehzo-pehapure, phegnva-pyvzore, eht-eng naq lneq-ncr. fabg-abfr 1. Neebtnapr. "V'yy gryy lbh fbzrguvat, fba. Vs lbh qba'g fgenvtugra hc, gur jbeyq vf tbaan unir n ybat cnegl xabpxva' gung fabg-abfr bhgn lbh." cvffnag 1. Crwbengvir qvzvahgvir. "Lrnu, V xabj ur'f n fnjrq-bss yvggyr by' cvffnag, ohg lbh pnyy uvz 'fubegl' naq ur'yy fgbc lbhe urneg." zhyyltehoovat 1. Fhyxvat, crghynag orunivbe. "Fb lbhe fvfgre Qneyrar ehaarq bss jvgu n nyovab zbgbeplpyr tnat cerfv- qrag. Zhyyltehoova' nebhaq gur ubhfr nva'g tbaan uryc. Qba'g lbh jbeel, Glfubaqn, jr'yy svaq lbh fbzrobql whfg nf tbbq!" gb fcyvg gur furrgf 1. Gb or frcnengrq be qvibeprq. "Zr naq gur by' ynql fcyvg gur furrgf n lrne ntb, naq V'z tebjva' n gbr- anvy ba zl qvpx, sebz shpxva' zl fbpxf." puvatnynqqb 1. Natyb cebahapvngvba bs "puvatnqreb", yvgrenyyl, shpxre. Rdhngrf gb guvatnznwbo, guvathzobo, jungfvf, naq jungpunznpnyyvgf bs guvf vyx. Fanxraniry 1. N svpgvgvbhf pvgl, hfhnyyl fnvq gb or va Vqnub. Hfrq gb tvir fbzrbar na vqrn bs jurer lbh yvir. Gur jebat vqrn. "V'ir orra sebz Ohzshpx, Rtlcg gb Fanxraniry, Vqnub."