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From: falk@sun.uucp (Ed Falk)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: The three stupidest questions
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Date: Wed, 19-Mar-86 22:58:13 EST
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Here's the two stupidest answers I know:

(upon reaching some destination)
	"We're here!"

(after knocking on a door and being asked "who is it?")
	"It's me."