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From: ajm@uvacs.UUCP (Aaron Jay Margosis)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: Short answer jokes
Message-ID: <269@uvacs.UUCP>
Date: Wed, 19-Mar-86 10:33:58 EST
Article-I.D.: uvacs.269
Posted: Wed Mar 19 10:33:58 1986
Date-Received: Sat, 22-Mar-86 04:56:24 EST
References: <147@oucs.UUCP> <634@bentley.UUCP> <610@watdragon.UUCP>
Reply-To: ajm@uvacs.UUCP (Aaron Jay Margosis)
Organization: U.Va. CS dept.  Charlottesville, VA
Lines: 92
Keywords: Dead men and babies
Summary: 

In article <610@watdragon.UUCP> dgleblanc@watdragon.UUCP (Dave LeBlanc) writes:
>In article <634@bentley.UUCP> mdr@bentley.UUCP (M. Rossner) writes:
>>
>>>What do you call a man with no arms and no legs out in a swimming pool?
>>>
>>>		Bob.
>>>
>>>
>>>What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying in front of a door?
>>>
>>>		Matt.
>>>
>>>What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging from a meat hook?
>>>
>>>		Chuck.
>>>
>>>What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other?
>>>
>>>		Eileen.
>> 
>>
>>  What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, no chest?????
>>
>>
>>                Dick.
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>     Thank you, thank you, and goodnight.
>>
>>
>>                  Marc D. Rossner
>
>What do you call a man with no arms, no legs and hanging on the wall ?????
>
>		Art.
>
>How do you make a dead baby float ??
>
>		Take your foot off him !!
>
>How do you get dead babies off your sidewalk ???
>
>		Use a snow-blower !!!
>
>What's more fun than nailing dead babies to the wall ???
>
>		Tearing them down afterwards !!!
>
>What do you call a dead baby with a fire-cracker in its mouth ???
>
>		A baby boomer !!!

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and a mouthful of water?

                 John.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who's been hanging in
the toolshed for ten years?

                 Rusty.

A man with no arms and no legs who's guzzling mustard?

                 Ralph.

A man with no arms and no legs in your mailbox?

                 Bill.

A woman with no arms and no legs sticking in the wall?

                 Peg.

A man with no arms and no legs who stinks?

                 Fred.

A man with no arms and no legs in the street who was hit by a steamroller
last month?

                 Mark.

(A special hello to Eric Ullman, Steve Skiena, Pegler Swift, if they're out
 there.)

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