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From: ins_akew@jhunix.UUCP (Montgomery Scott)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: MAYBE a joke
Message-ID: <2264@jhunix.UUCP>
Date: Tue, 18-Mar-86 17:06:33 EST
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Posted: Tue Mar 18 17:06:33 1986
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Organization: Honest Jim's Used Heavy Cruisers
Lines: 18

A boy and a clergyman talking:

BOY:		Is it true that we are made from dust?
REVEREND:	Yes it is.
BOY:		And is it also true that when we die that we return to dust?
REVEREND:	Yes it is.
BOY:		Then could you come to our house and take a look under the
		 bed because someone is either coming or going.

(From "Red Skelton's Funny Faces III" shown on HBO)
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