Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Path: utzoo!decvax!ittatc!dcdwest!sdcsvax!sdcrdcf!hplabs!qantel!dual!lll-lcc!lll-crg!seismo!rochester!bullwinkle!uw-beaver!tikal!sigma!bill From: bill@sigma.UUCP (William Swan) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: Math joke (yes more!) Message-ID: <664@sigma.UUCP> Date: Wed, 19-Mar-86 14:31:03 EST Article-I.D.: sigma.664 Posted: Wed Mar 19 14:31:03 1986 Date-Received: Sat, 22-Mar-86 08:13:09 EST References: <1769@jhunix.UUCP> <1770@jhunix.UUCP> Reply-To: bill@sigma.UUCP (William Swan) Distribution: na Lines: 19 In article <151@oucs.UUCP> joe@oucs.UUCP (Joseph Judge) writes: >>>>>>>>>>>>>What was the first math lesson? >>>>>>>>>>>>>God told Adam to multiply... >>>>>>>>>>>>If you keep telling old math jokes, >>>>>>>>>>>> I'll have to dis-integrate you. >>>>>>>>>>>How did you derive that line? >>>>>>>>>>Oh, it makes no differential... >>>>>>>>>This is at best a partial excuse for humor. >>>>>>>>When will these math jokes stop? Please give me a sine! >>>>>>>Notice how these jokes tend to send people off on tangents? >>>>>>These lousy jokes keep adding up... >>>>>> and I fear this may be the worst case! >>>>>This seems to be forming an infinte series. >>>>Well, as long as it doesn't become complex, >>>> we won't keep going in circles. >>>There ought to be a sin in that! >>I'm posting this just 'cos I like to see the >>'s add up. >if this posting gets larger it won't be normal anymore. Well, at least it hasn't been transformed into a modem joke.