Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/5/84; site gondor.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!cbosgd!ukma!psuvm.bitnet!psuvax1!gondor!okunewck From: okunewck@gondor.UUCP (Philip E. OKunewick) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: another Nun joke Message-ID: <2046@gondor.UUCP> Date: Fri, 21-Mar-86 19:48:44 EST Article-I.D.: gondor.2046 Posted: Fri Mar 21 19:48:44 1986 Date-Received: Sat, 22-Mar-86 22:09:16 EST References: <1716@ihlpg.UUCP> Reply-To: okunewck@gondor.UUCP (The DUCK) Distribution: net Organization: Pennsylvania State Univ. Lines: 19 It seems there was this young nun who decided to take a short cut back to the convent, through a park in the bad part of town. As luck would have it, a man jumped out from behind a tree, dragged her into the bushes, and had his way with her. After the fact, he asked her, "Well Sister, what are you going to tell the Mother Superior now?" She answered him, "I'll just have to tell her the truth - a man jumped from behind a tree, dragged me into the bushes, and raped me twice unless you're tired." ---Duck ============================================================================= Disclaimer: I heard this one from my mother, who heard it from a catholic nun. (She worked at a catholic school.) So, if ya still want to, then flames to /dev/hell. They won't notice a few more down there. =============================================================================