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From: etan@tellab1.UUCP (Nate Stelton)
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Subject: schooldays
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Date: Fri, 21-Mar-86 13:49:54 EST
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One day a kindergarten teacher decided to test her students on animal
sounds. Calling on little white Mary, she asked, "Mary, what does the cow
say?"
"Mooooooo," answered Mary.
"Very good," said the teacher. "Now, Johnny, what does the sheep say?"
"Baaaaaaa," replied little white Johnny.
Then the teacher asked little black Leroy, "What does the pig say, Leroy?"
Leroy thought for a minute and then said,


"Freeze, nigger."