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From: 159486015@excalibur.UUCP (Walsh)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: "love those elephant jokes"
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Date: Wed, 19-Mar-86 17:39:04 EST
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Posted: Wed Mar 19 17:39:04 1986
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might as well jump on the bandwagon...

        what do elephants use for vibrators?
                        epileptics

        what do elephants use for tampons?
                        sheep

        what should you do if you find an epileptic in your bathtub?
                        throw in a load of laundry and some soap

        where do epileptics go in Las Vegas?
                        seizures palace

        what do you call an epileptic in your oven
                        shake 'n' bake

"you hate me?   Get in line!"

        programmers do it from top-down

                    Christine [none of this MARY business] Walsh
                    a.k.a. Festive