Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/18/84; site dartvax.UUCP Path: utzoo!decvax!dartvax!e65138 From: e65138@dartvax.UUCP (Paula Brittingham) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: Math joke (yes more!) Message-ID: <4335@dartvax.UUCP> Date: Sun, 23-Mar-86 20:47:38 EST Article-I.D.: dartvax.4335 Posted: Sun Mar 23 20:47:38 1986 Date-Received: Mon, 24-Mar-86 08:07:45 EST Reply-To: e65138@dartvax.UUCP (Paula Brittingham) Distribution: na Organization: Dartmouth College, Hanover, NH Lines: 22 In article <664@sigma.UUCP> bill@sigma.UUCP (William Swan) writes: >In article <151@oucs.UUCP> joe@oucs.UUCP (Joseph Judge) writes: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>What was the first math lesson? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>God told Adam to multiply... >>>>>>>>>>>>>If you keep telling old math jokes, >>>>>>>>>>>>> I'll have to dis-integrate you. >>>>>>>>>>>>How did you derive that line? >>>>>>>>>>>Oh, it makes no differential... >>>>>>>>>>This is at best a partial excuse for humor. >>>>>>>>>When will these math jokes stop? Please give me a sine! >>>>>>>>Notice how these jokes tend to send people off on tangents? >>>>>>>These lousy jokes keep adding up... >>>>>>> and I fear this may be the worst case! >>>>>>This seems to be forming an infinte series. >>>>>Well, as long as it doesn't become complex, >>>>> we won't keep going in circles. >>>>There ought to be a sin in that! >>>I'm posting this just 'cos I like to see the >>'s add up. >>if this posting gets larger it won't be normal anymore. >Well, at least it hasn't been transformed into a modem joke. But it is a radian of the linoleum joke...