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From: deanh@mako.UUCP (Dean Hill)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Obscene Phone Call
Message-ID: <1076@mako.UUCP>
Date: Thu, 20-Mar-86 19:08:46 EST
Article-I.D.: mako.1076
Posted: Thu Mar 20 19:08:46 1986
Date-Received: Mon, 24-Mar-86 21:18:43 EST
Reply-To: deanh@mako.UUCP (Dean Hill)
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Organization: Tektronix, Wilsonville OR
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Keywords: Incredible Hulk


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I was awakened at 7:00 A.M. yesterday with the following phone call.  It
was a lady's voice on the line.

CALLER:   HI.  What has 100 teeth and guards the Incredible Hulk?

CALLEE (me):   Huh?       What?      I don't know.        Who's this?

CALLER:   Your zipper!  This has been your obscene phone call for the day.
	  By-ee.   (-click-)

How's that for getting your day off to a start?


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