Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Path: utzoo!decvax!ittatc!dcdwest!sdcsvax!sdcrdcf!hplabs!hao!seismo!rochester!ur-tut!jdia From: jdia@ur-tut.UUCP (Shekondar) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: Math joke Message-ID: <88@ur-tut.UUCP> Date: Sat, 22-Mar-86 14:23:58 EST Article-I.D.: ur-tut.88 Posted: Sat Mar 22 14:23:58 1986 Date-Received: Mon, 24-Mar-86 21:20:17 EST References: <1769@jhunix.UUCP> <1770@jhunix.UUCP> Reply-To: jdia@ur-tut.UUCP (Shekondar) Distribution: na Organization: Univ. of Rochester Computing Center Lines: 23 In article <483@codas.ATT.UUCP> mikel@codas.UUCP writes: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>What was the first math lesson? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>God told Adam to multiply... >>>>>>>>>>>>>If you keep telling old math jokes, I'll have to dis-integrate you. >>>>>>>>>>>>How did you derive that line? >>>>>>>>>>>Oh, it makes no differential... >>>>>>>>>>This is at best a partial excuse for humor. >>>>>>>>>When will these math jokes stop? Please give me a sine! >>>>>>>>Notice how these jokes tend to send people off on tangents? >>>>>>>These lousy jokes keep adding up...and I fear this may be the worst case! >>>>>>This seems to be forming an infinte series. >>>>>Well, as long as it doesn't become complex, we won't keep going in circles. >>>>There ought to be a sin in that! >>>This discussion is Polar-izing the net! It is going to divide us! >>I can't see anything positive coming out of this. >It's all imaginary anyway. Actually, I think it at last has become complex. -------------------------------------------------------------- Pay no attension to me, I'm just strange... -->Shekondar<-- --------------------------------------------------------------