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From: nadeem@gondor.UUCP (Nadeem H. Malik)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Another short answer joke
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Date: Sun, 23-Mar-86 12:23:55 EST
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Posted: Sun Mar 23 12:23:55 1986
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Question:  What do you call a man with a shovel in his head?
Answer: Doug.

Question: What do you call a man without a shovel in his head?
Answer: Douglas.

Question: What do you call a man under a pile of leaves?
Answer: Russell
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Accusing someone of murder [in Vietnam] is like
handing out speeding tickets at the Indy 500.
               -Martin Sheen in Apocalypse Now

The other one is complete bullshit.
               -Stewart Copeland
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-Nadeem H. Malik
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