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From: g-rh@cca.UUCP (Richard Harter)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: Holy Cow
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Date: Sat, 22-Mar-86 16:24:08 EST
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Posted: Sat Mar 22 16:24:08 1986
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In article <> dpz@topaz.RUTGERS.EDU (David P. Zimmerman) writes:
>>>How do we know that steak has more energy than hamburger?
>>>Hamburger is in the ground state.
>>Bull. (There, that'll cow him.)
>Not a very meaty reply...we need some A-1 jokes here.
>
As an old farm boy I have a steak in this one, and it's my choice
to make some prime remarks.  Veal see what happens if I horn in 
on this tail.  I'll chuck in some puns that will really make you
stew, meat out some punishment, rib a few punsters, and steer you
the right way.  I'll milk the subject till you wish you had never
been barn.  Butter you give it up now, or I'll cream you with
puns you never herd of before; you'll get some corn fed to you
and I'll let the chips fall where they may until they're right
up to your calves.  But don't beef or I'll chute you because
I'm the bos and this is my brand of stuff.  You stray into my
territory and you'll find it's a ranching experience.  Hay,
I'll mow them all down until they bale out to Jersey.  When I
came off the farm I thought I'd have to hoof it but I rode de o'
train to the big city and now I'm pitching out punishment.
Sigh, low humor is hard work but over all it's been fun.

	Richard Harter, SMDS Inc.