Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/18/84; site watrose.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!watnot!watrose!rtummers1 From: rtummers1@watrose.UUCP (Richard Tummers) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: Short answer jokes Message-ID: <7939@watrose.UUCP> Date: Mon, 24-Mar-86 15:53:54 EST Article-I.D.: watrose.7939 Posted: Mon Mar 24 15:53:54 1986 Date-Received: Tue, 25-Mar-86 04:16:41 EST References: <147@oucs.UUCP> <634@bentley.UUCP> Organization: U of Waterloo, Ontario Lines: 4 What do you call a dog with no legs? Nothing. The dog won't come when you call anyway.