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From: weemba@brahms.BERKELEY.EDU (Matthew P. Wiener)
Newsgroups: net.jokes.d
Subject: YAWJ
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Date: Fri, 14-Mar-86 02:05:57 EST
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Posted: Fri Mar 14 02:05:57 1986
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In article <538@cisden.UUCP> john@cisden.UUCP (John Woolley) writes:
>This guy goes to the hospital to visit his friend, a Yukon trapper.  The
>friend is lying there in bed, with huge bandages swathing the entire area
>of his groin.
>
>"Hey", says the guy, "I heard you were here.  What happened?"
>
>"Well", his friend answers, "it's like this.  I was doing some prospecting
>and trapping a little up near Goose Creek, and before I turned it in for the
>night I'd set a bunch of little traps -- you know, muskrats and like that."
>
>"Yeah", says the first guy.  "Go on."
>
>"Well, during the night it snowed a little -- not much, but enough to cover
>some of the traps.  Sun rose, I was still sort of sleepy, and I walked a
>little way off from camp to take a crap.  Well, I squatted down there,
>didn't notice one of my traps in the snow, and first thing you know -- bang! --
>nails me, right in the balls!"
>
>"Sweet Jesus!" says the guy.  "I can't even think about it!  Wow!  That 
>must have hurt!"
>
>"Hurt?" says the trapper.  "Hurt?  I'll tell you it hurt.  Man, that was the
>second worst hurt I've ever felt."
>
>"*SECOND* worst?  Good God!  If that was the *second* worst, what was the
>first?"
>
>"Well, that came when I hit the end of the chain ..."

When will it ever end?  First the sexist joke, then the homophobic joke,
and now an incredibly racist joke.  I first heard this "joke" told about
a trapper in Arkansas named LeRoy.  I do not know how you can go through
life with your hidden assumptions about other people, but stop forcing
your narrow views on the rest of us!  Your joke in the subject line said
it was offensive to muskrats and feminists, but you deliberately left
out stating it was offensive to minorities.  This patriarchal sleight of
hand is to be condemned by all right thinking human beings.

And for those of you with the brains of a young blowfish, this piece was
SATIRE!  OK.  What a bunch of humorless mental midgets.  Bleah.

ucbvax!brahms!weemba	Matthew P Wiener/UCB Math Dept/Berkeley CA 94720