Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/5/84; site excalibur.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!bellcore!decvax!ittatc!dcdwest!sdcsvax!sdcrdcf!burdvax!psuvax1!vu-vlsi!excalibur!188622462 From: 188622462@excalibur.UUCP (Greene T Richard) Newsgroups: net.jokes,net.math Subject: "the run-on joke" Message-ID: <443@excalibur.UUCP> Date: Tue, 18-Mar-86 10:07:40 EST Article-I.D.: excalibu.443 Posted: Tue Mar 18 10:07:40 1986 Date-Received: Sat, 22-Mar-86 02:39:46 EST Distribution: net Lines: 19 Xref: watmath net.jokes:230 net.math:2986 From: imd@ihlpl.UUCP (Ira M. Dworkin ) >In article cagordon@watnot.UUCP (Chris Gordon) <11462@watnot.UUCP> writes: >>In article <1773@jhunix.UUCP> ins_aaaw@jhunix.UUCP (Adlai A. Waksman) writes: >>>>>>> What was the first math lesson? >>>>>>> God told Adam to multiply... >>>>>> If you keep telling old math jokes, I'll have to dis-integrate you. >>>>> How did you derive that line? >>>> Oh, it makes no differential... >>>This is at best a partial excuse for humor. >>When will these math jokes stop? Please give me a sine! >Notice how these jokes tend to send people off on tangents? If you're not careful, telling a run-on joke like this at a social function could divde your set of friends into limited groups. And, quite frankly, only squares would not like these irrational jokes. -- Rick Greene ...!ihnp4!psuvax1!vu-vlsi!excalibur!188622462